Alice Tyson
@ladybirduk.bsky.social
Some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon. Probably the wrong temperature.
She/Her
She/Her
Playing around with the tool that analyses your most used words on Bluesky. The phrase "fucking stupid" and the words "coffee" and "cheese" are up there. But also "happy" and "history". So I think I am accurately reflecting my true self via this platform. 💅
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Playing around with the tool that analyses your most used words on Bluesky. The phrase "fucking stupid" and the words "coffee" and "cheese" are up there. But also "happy" and "history". So I think I am accurately reflecting my true self via this platform. 💅
Ok so I am not playing Whamageddon this year, but instead I am carefully avoiding spoilers for the Taskmaster advent calendar 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ok so I am not playing Whamageddon this year, but instead I am carefully avoiding spoilers for the Taskmaster advent calendar 🤣
Stupid Tesco cancelled my stupid online shop. Had to go do an actual big shop in person with a stupid trolley. Grumble grumble. Is it bedtime yet?
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Stupid Tesco cancelled my stupid online shop. Had to go do an actual big shop in person with a stupid trolley. Grumble grumble. Is it bedtime yet?
2400 now.
Just 10k signatures needed now
Just 13k more signatures and the call for a public inquiry into Russian interference has to be debate in Parliament
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
2400 now.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
🪩. Mika
🎙️Artisan
🕸️ASP
🚇Schmoof
😻Cat Empire
(In no particular order other than how they popped into my head. 6th would have been Mists of Avalon.. is it cheating to say that now?)
🪩. Mika
🎙️Artisan
🕸️ASP
🚇Schmoof
😻Cat Empire
(In no particular order other than how they popped into my head. 6th would have been Mists of Avalon.. is it cheating to say that now?)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
* Bauhaus
* Carter USM
* Chvrches
* Garbage
* The Sisters of Mercy
* Bauhaus
* Carter USM
* Chvrches
* Garbage
* The Sisters of Mercy
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
* Paradise Lost
* The Sisters of Mercy
* Iron Maiden
* Alien Sex Fiend
* A-Ha
🤘😉
* Paradise Lost
* The Sisters of Mercy
* Iron Maiden
* Alien Sex Fiend
* A-Ha
🤘😉
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
🪩. Mika
🎙️Artisan
🕸️ASP
🚇Schmoof
😻Cat Empire
(In no particular order other than how they popped into my head. 6th would have been Mists of Avalon.. is it cheating to say that now?)
🪩. Mika
🎙️Artisan
🕸️ASP
🚇Schmoof
😻Cat Empire
(In no particular order other than how they popped into my head. 6th would have been Mists of Avalon.. is it cheating to say that now?)
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Woweee, almost £3,000 has been raised since we posted this! With the help of our amazing match-funding friends, this doubles the (furry) pot to £6,000! Our community is quim-credible. Please keep donating and sharing to bring us over the line www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Woweee, almost £3,000 has been raised since we posted this! With the help of our amazing match-funding friends, this doubles the (furry) pot to £6,000! Our community is quim-credible. Please keep donating and sharing to bring us over the line www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
Reposted by Alice Tyson
On this day in 1940, the Luftwaffe inflicted upon Southampton the heaviest bombing raid of the town’s war so far with a sustained and brutal six-hour raid that began just after 6pm. The German bombers would return on 30 November and 1 December.
1/6
1/6
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
On this day in 1940, the Luftwaffe inflicted upon Southampton the heaviest bombing raid of the town’s war so far with a sustained and brutal six-hour raid that began just after 6pm. The German bombers would return on 30 November and 1 December.
1/6
1/6
Home (eventually. Stupid trains) at 3am after seeing Ski Aggu in London with Izzy last night. phone has just reminded me to shop around for home insurance quotes. Back to boring normality with a bump 🤣 (and possibly a nana nap later.)
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Home (eventually. Stupid trains) at 3am after seeing Ski Aggu in London with Izzy last night. phone has just reminded me to shop around for home insurance quotes. Back to boring normality with a bump 🤣 (and possibly a nana nap later.)
Search for London in the search box on a whim and the first result is a post from someone I know but I didn't know was HERE. What are the chances? Hi @itshannahflynn.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Search for London in the search box on a whim and the first result is a post from someone I know but I didn't know was HERE. What are the chances? Hi @itshannahflynn.bsky.social
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On #TransDayofRemembrance, I want to honour the memory of every single trans person hurt by a monster and every single trans person who felt they couldn’t live in a world full of monsters.
If you don’t want trans people to exist, get help. Fix your heart.
It’s you. Not them.
💕
If you don’t want trans people to exist, get help. Fix your heart.
It’s you. Not them.
💕
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
On #TransDayofRemembrance, I want to honour the memory of every single trans person hurt by a monster and every single trans person who felt they couldn’t live in a world full of monsters.
If you don’t want trans people to exist, get help. Fix your heart.
It’s you. Not them.
💕
If you don’t want trans people to exist, get help. Fix your heart.
It’s you. Not them.
💕
So can I get this straight - we've gone from "banging teenagers is better than banging prepubescent girls, am I right?" to "Trump gave Clinton a blow job". I was only in the bath for 45 mins. I can't keep up with this.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So can I get this straight - we've gone from "banging teenagers is better than banging prepubescent girls, am I right?" to "Trump gave Clinton a blow job". I was only in the bath for 45 mins. I can't keep up with this.
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Hey, UK FRIENDS, looks like GODS OF THE WYRDWOOD, is only 99p on Kindle and probably KOBO too so if DEEPLY WEIRD slowburn forest adventures are your thing jump on that.
www.amazon.co.uk/Gods-Wyrdwoo...
www.amazon.co.uk/Gods-Wyrdwoo...
Amazon.co.uk
www.amazon.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Hey, UK FRIENDS, looks like GODS OF THE WYRDWOOD, is only 99p on Kindle and probably KOBO too so if DEEPLY WEIRD slowburn forest adventures are your thing jump on that.
www.amazon.co.uk/Gods-Wyrdwoo...
www.amazon.co.uk/Gods-Wyrdwoo...
Got my Christmas Tesco shop. Now back to today things.
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Got my Christmas Tesco shop. Now back to today things.
I am officially too old to get away with falling over. But not yet old enough for it to count as "having a fall". If anyone needs me I will be over here sulking and discovering new places I hurt. (Nothing dramatic but I imagine I will have a few muscular aches and pains the next few days.). #ow
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am officially too old to get away with falling over. But not yet old enough for it to count as "having a fall". If anyone needs me I will be over here sulking and discovering new places I hurt. (Nothing dramatic but I imagine I will have a few muscular aches and pains the next few days.). #ow
Had to pause eating my dinner while reading this because it made me laugh too much.
The human pelvic floor has a couple of very important jobs. First and foremost, is keeping your internal organs inside you. The other is ensuring that peeing and pooing stays under your control.
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Had to pause eating my dinner while reading this because it made me laugh too much.
I found this in the Chinese supermarket earlier. I didn't know this was an option, but now I do! (It's lovely!) #carrotpickle
October 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I found this in the Chinese supermarket earlier. I didn't know this was an option, but now I do! (It's lovely!) #carrotpickle
Taking photos at gigs with a shitty camera phone is hard. But not as hard as getting up in the morning and making sure everyone goes to school 🤣. Cat Empire were amazing as always. And I might be a Lowdown Brass Band convert. #thecatempire #lowdownbrassband
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Taking photos at gigs with a shitty camera phone is hard. But not as hard as getting up in the morning and making sure everyone goes to school 🤣. Cat Empire were amazing as always. And I might be a Lowdown Brass Band convert. #thecatempire #lowdownbrassband
Is it even Drag Race Espagna if we don't all have a good cry? (Need to track down the lipsync song tomorrow and look up the lyrics properly. I want sub titles for the songs too... I try my best but my Spanish isn't that good yet.)
October 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Is it even Drag Race Espagna if we don't all have a good cry? (Need to track down the lipsync song tomorrow and look up the lyrics properly. I want sub titles for the songs too... I try my best but my Spanish isn't that good yet.)
I am not sure if I am a hungry caterpillar or a hungry hippo today. The hungry part is a no brainer but will it be cocoon or rampage? Only time will tell.
a hippopotamus with its mouth open and its tongue out
Alt: a hippopotamus with its mouth open and its tongue out
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I am not sure if I am a hungry caterpillar or a hungry hippo today. The hungry part is a no brainer but will it be cocoon or rampage? Only time will tell.
Teenager asked me to add things to her Halloween party playlist. She may regret this. 🤣
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Teenager asked me to add things to her Halloween party playlist. She may regret this. 🤣
Joining teams calls from a different room than normal "because I need to listen out for the chimney sweep" feels like some kind of dreadful anachronism. #wfh #winteriscoming
October 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Joining teams calls from a different room than normal "because I need to listen out for the chimney sweep" feels like some kind of dreadful anachronism. #wfh #winteriscoming
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There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
December 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM
There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
Engage smug mode... Managed to drop my pin 15 ft from the picture. Granted it was a round about I have driven over many times, but still. I will take it. (I didn't manage to take a screenshot so you will just have to take my word for it.)
September 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Engage smug mode... Managed to drop my pin 15 ft from the picture. Granted it was a round about I have driven over many times, but still. I will take it. (I didn't manage to take a screenshot so you will just have to take my word for it.)