Alice Tyson
ladybirduk.bsky.social
Alice Tyson
@ladybirduk.bsky.social
Some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon. Probably the wrong temperature.
She/Her
We all did. What even is this?
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I have been out doing fun social things and not looked at my phone for many hours. Now I came back to discover we are all in some kind of opposite world. So that's nice. Maybe I should have stayed in the pub?
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Also 100 percent of my images had alt-text. This is because I turned on the setting that forces me to do that. Stopped me forgetting. Even if I am feeling lazy. You should do that too.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Reminds be a little of this chap I found in Bournemouth recently. I don't think either of these sculptors have a season ticket to the zoo do they?
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is either a really tiny cat or some really BIG electric socketry. Do you have a banana?
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Moira spent 5 mins hanging about under my feet while I tried (failed) to extract pomegranate seeds from the fruit without making a mess. I gave her one to try in the end. I think it's still on the kitchen floor. But I am in bed now so that's a problem for the morning.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Aw, that's a shame. Some of my best holiday have been in Dawlish Warren. (Really!)
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sounds like there was an inner battle deep within. And the taste buds were victorious!
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Before I tackle any of that it's time for a @thebhp.bsky.social BHP members episode in the bath with my coffee.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
They were waiting for an opportunity to make them lipsync against each other. But definitely from what was shown, Tayris won that lip sync hands down.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Well I hope it hasn't fallen because otherwise my train ticket for later was a waste of money. I imagine if the Islington Assembly Hall had fallen down someone would have mentioned it 🤣. These people definitely need drowning out.
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I fully appreciate our royal family are totally a reality show too, but they aren't actually in a position of power any more. But it's not constant or "curated" in the same way.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yep. Even so for me... I am in the UK. I fully expect to know who the US president IS and hear his face on the news once or twice a week. But presidents aren't usually this prominent. This is like a reality show. And that's not what he is for.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I did just get mansplained how to make cheese sauce though... Don't know how they thought I made it every time, or if someone thinks I have amnesia today. 😂 Sometimes you just have to nod and smile don't you!
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM