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Lady Alisa
@ladyalisa.bsky.social
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Cybersecurity enthusiast
Art creator
ADHD humour
But who's going to do the work?
Or does that mean wait times for services will be longer and things will fall through the cracks?
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The joy of #ADHD is accidentally finding an old wallet with a library card I forgot I had 30 years ago
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Play doh happy face breakfast
Brought to you by #ADHD
#Art
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Nailed It! Mexico
Funny show to practice comprehension of Spanish food vocabulary
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Nailed It! Mexico (TV Series 2019–2021) ⭐ 6.2 | Game-Show, Reality-TV
| TV-PG
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January 29, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Bienvenidos a la familia
Easy to follow and entertaining show to practice Spanish comprehension
m.imdb.com/title/tt3005...
Welcome to the Family (TV Series 2025– ) ⭐ 5.7 | Comedy, Crime, Drama
30m
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January 29, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Play doh sushi
With wasabi and ginger
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity." ~ Oscar Levant
#Art
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 PM
#ADHD is:
I can't concentrate on what I'm typing
Because someone at the other side of the room smells like magnolia
Which is the scent of a pesticide my mom used once back in 1999
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
You as a cartoon:
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Received a fancy Bluetooth headphone for Christmas
Took over a month to unbox it because I dread dealing with yet another piece of technology
Super excited it came with 3m cord so I don't have to pair it
Indisputable proof that I work in IT
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Play doh flower
I had so much fun with the illustration last night I can't help making more!
#Art
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Reposted by Lady Alisa
Some beauty for your day
A Ulysses Swallowtail seen by a friend in Cairns Australia yesterday.
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Big stock up day at Dan's Diner
I got a parking nearby
They have jerk chicken rice and peas
AND there's cornbread in it
Everything is coming up Alisa today!
January 27, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Don't feel like reading about yet another shooting
Please fill my feed with pictures of your pets, food, rock collection, etc
#MoreFloof
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It seemed like a really good idea to make a centre piece with holly back in December
Based on the splinters on my hands from trying to take dry plants apart today, it was not in fact a good idea 🩸
January 27, 2026 at 7:17 PM
#ADHD laundry roulette:
It's the big day of washing sheets
Will I forget to move them from washer to dryer?
Forget they are in the dryer and look everywhere for them?
Stare at the wall for an hour instead of making the bed?
Forget to breath from using up my focus on sheets?
Sleep on bare mattress? 🛏️
January 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
#NewWest Council meeting!
#Art
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It's #NewWest Council meeting night
Illustration will be done in a medium you've not seen me used before
www.newwestcity.ca/city_hall/co...
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January 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
My #ADHD friends describe what's inside their heads when unmedicated:
- uncontrolled radios
- bees
- replay of conversations and alternate outcomes
Mine is opinionated people muffled by cotton candy
What's inside other people's heads?
January 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The Murderbot Diaries
By Martha Wells
One of my favourite sci-fi series
Neurodivergent friendly
Non patriarchal in tone
#Fiction #scifi
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All Systems Red
Winner of the Hugo, Nebula, and Locus Award for Best NovellaWinner of the Alex AwardA New York Times and USA Today BestsellerNow an Apple Original series from Academy Award nominees Paul Weitz and Chr...
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January 25, 2026 at 4:54 AM
The House in the Cerulean Sea
By TJ Klune
Because the world needs something to believe in rn, even if it's fairy tale
#Fantasy #fiction #LGBTQ
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The House in the Cerulean Sea
A NEW YORK TIMES, USA TODAY, and WASHINGTON POST BESTSELLER! A 2021 Alex Award winner!The 2021 RUSA Reading List: Fantasy Winner!An Indie Next Pick!One of Publishers Weekly’s “Most Anticipated Books o...
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January 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Learned to do this move today!
Except I'm far too weak and need to use hands so I don't fall off the pole
Now I know how many colour bruises come in 😂
#PoleDance
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 AM
#ADHD cooking:
After my failed attempts to scramble eggs on stove top last month
I decided to try scrambling eggs in microwave, for science
I learned that there's a 5 second difference between raw eggs and overcooked eggs
Perhaps those were ADHD seconds, not regular seconds
We'll never know
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I'm taking a week off work!
✅ Turn off alarms ⏰
✅ Cramp 4 weeks of activities into 1 week 🗓️
✅ Get ready to provide free tech support to family 🖥️
✅ Prepare to book another week off work 📴
Turns out I can't take a week off #ADHD
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Reposted by Lady Alisa
Urgent needs list from the Downtown Eastside Women's Centre:

🩲 Underwear & bras
🧦 Socks
🧥 Winter jackets
🌧️ Rain jackets & ponchos
🧶 Sweaters & hoodies
☂️ Umbrellas
🥾 Boots
🧤 Gloves
🧣 Scarves & toques
👖 Pants & warm tights
🛏️ Warm blankets & sleeping bags
💧 Water-resistant coverings
Donation needs and wishlist | Downtown Eastside Women's Centre
Our sites do not accept these items: household items, furniture, children’s clothing, children’s toys, clothing that is stained, soiled or… Continue reading Donation needs and wishlist
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January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM