I'll go find my zen at church yoga
Enjoy your beer!

Since no one ever reads them, you can write whatever you want!
Make sure you translate them into multiple languages though
If I can't understand them in English, surely repeating them in Sanskrit and Persian will help!

*Sarcasm font on*
But AI can do everything!

Napoleon is always right

I was going for toasts but I do like pancakes more!

You're in luck
Tomorrow's play doh menu is breakfast

😂
I realized that after I figured out the cord is not 3m on both sides

I work primarily with air gap legacy take it how I find it systems
.net framework version makes me weep and question my life choices

So jealous you have plants that are not dead or made of plastic 🌺

That took an unexpected turn
To avoid making bed, I setup grow light for my garden
Against @stickers66.bsky.social profession, I thought reading manual doesn't apply to me
Wacked myself on the face with a metal bar
Fortunately I broke off a plastic piece so my face is fine
Can't grow out of #ADHD

They look like a pair of sentries guarding a temple!

Wow!
Usually when people show me their rock collection it's cute shaped tiny things they picked up on the street
This is next level serious collection!