Xin Nian Kuai Lex
@lacrimus.bsky.social
I happen to think it's all pretty terrible.
Maine in four days! Toronto in two weeks! I'm going to hike and nap and maybe get attacked by a yeti of some sort, then be really loud and annoying on Church Street.
June 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Maine in four days! Toronto in two weeks! I'm going to hike and nap and maybe get attacked by a yeti of some sort, then be really loud and annoying on Church Street.
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how bout you drag your ass to linkedin and get a real job ken
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton says his office will appeal a federal judge's ruling allowing for drag shows to take place on Texas A&M's campus.
www.chron.com/news/article...
www.chron.com/news/article...
Ken Paxton appeals ruling in battle to ban drag shows at Texas A&M
Attorney General Ken Paxton is appealing a federal judge's ruling that drag shows can take place at Texas A&M.
www.chron.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
how bout you drag your ass to linkedin and get a real job ken
My WOW hot take is that warlocks should have a tank spec. Also that by removing that one ability that's HP -> MP they lost a lot of flavour.
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My WOW hot take is that warlocks should have a tank spec. Also that by removing that one ability that's HP -> MP they lost a lot of flavour.
Arkansas with narrative force behind them feels so friggin weird
March 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Arkansas with narrative force behind them feels so friggin weird
Oh, the hogs are doing well? They're going to say they're going wild. Gotta be the easiest team to produce for.
March 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh, the hogs are doing well? They're going to say they're going wild. Gotta be the easiest team to produce for.
If you are watching the Hogs on national broadcast, you will be shown some pigs from somewhere. They may be real, or a local piece of graffiti, or ham, but you'll be shown a pig.
March 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you are watching the Hogs on national broadcast, you will be shown some pigs from somewhere. They may be real, or a local piece of graffiti, or ham, but you'll be shown a pig.
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CEO: We paid you millions, kid. Tell me what you found.
Tech bro: Thank you, sir. Our cutting-edge, revolutionary Sauron system uses AI, facial recognition, and the most finely-tuned algorithms.
CEO: And?
Tech bro: Sauron has concluded that your customers might enjoy "a cold treat on a hot day."
Tech bro: Thank you, sir. Our cutting-edge, revolutionary Sauron system uses AI, facial recognition, and the most finely-tuned algorithms.
CEO: And?
Tech bro: Sauron has concluded that your customers might enjoy "a cold treat on a hot day."
McDonald's is testing facial recognition and AI at drive-thrus.
The AI is reportedly being used for tailored promotions.
It analyzes prior purchases and even weather trends, so you could see a deal on the app for a cold treat on a hot day.
www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
The AI is reportedly being used for tailored promotions.
It analyzes prior purchases and even weather trends, so you could see a deal on the app for a cold treat on a hot day.
www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
MSN
www.msn.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
CEO: We paid you millions, kid. Tell me what you found.
Tech bro: Thank you, sir. Our cutting-edge, revolutionary Sauron system uses AI, facial recognition, and the most finely-tuned algorithms.
CEO: And?
Tech bro: Sauron has concluded that your customers might enjoy "a cold treat on a hot day."
Tech bro: Thank you, sir. Our cutting-edge, revolutionary Sauron system uses AI, facial recognition, and the most finely-tuned algorithms.
CEO: And?
Tech bro: Sauron has concluded that your customers might enjoy "a cold treat on a hot day."
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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And a glorious go birds to you all this morning
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And a glorious go birds to you all this morning
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In hindsight, my coping strategy of “don’t think about it until January” was absolutely genius until it became January.
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
In hindsight, my coping strategy of “don’t think about it until January” was absolutely genius until it became January.
Update! From last time. Which was a year ago. I have a job! I like it. I live in Pittsburgh. Everything is fine! Except for all the ways it isn't. The end!
January 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Update! From last time. Which was a year ago. I have a job! I like it. I live in Pittsburgh. Everything is fine! Except for all the ways it isn't. The end!
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I don’t have an opinion on TikTok because I’m on Bluesky and that means I’m over 30 years old and most of my opinions are about Tylenol and what’s on Hulu
January 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don’t have an opinion on TikTok because I’m on Bluesky and that means I’m over 30 years old and most of my opinions are about Tylenol and what’s on Hulu
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nine years in a row baby the dynasty lives
January 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
nine years in a row baby the dynasty lives
hello bsky I love you I'm back to bitch about job hunting again!
February 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
hello bsky I love you I'm back to bitch about job hunting again!
Back to the job hunt! So far, it's 11:50 EST, and I have applied to two jobs.
December 28, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Back to the job hunt! So far, it's 11:50 EST, and I have applied to two jobs.
I love the wordle bot. Just give me even more sources of praise and analysis, world.
December 15, 2023 at 5:09 PM
I love the wordle bot. Just give me even more sources of praise and analysis, world.
Playing guitar! After years of not playing guitar.
December 15, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Playing guitar! After years of not playing guitar.
can i just append "lol hire me ;)" at the end of every cover letter or
December 14, 2023 at 8:12 PM
can i just append "lol hire me ;)" at the end of every cover letter or
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Wonka being good would be one of the worst crises the hater community has ever faced, we are not prepared for the implications of this
December 11, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Wonka being good would be one of the worst crises the hater community has ever faced, we are not prepared for the implications of this
What I'm _not_ digging about the job search is being constantly sent applications for EF.
Like, nothing against EF or teaching abroad in general, but boy it's a toughy to switch out of the teaching industry.
Like, nothing against EF or teaching abroad in general, but boy it's a toughy to switch out of the teaching industry.
December 11, 2023 at 7:53 PM
What I'm _not_ digging about the job search is being constantly sent applications for EF.
Like, nothing against EF or teaching abroad in general, but boy it's a toughy to switch out of the teaching industry.
Like, nothing against EF or teaching abroad in general, but boy it's a toughy to switch out of the teaching industry.
Other things include "how to apply for jobs" and "talking to other humans who aren't routinely blackout drunk"
December 11, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Other things include "how to apply for jobs" and "talking to other humans who aren't routinely blackout drunk"
Got my winter tires installed today! But I am stupid, so I didn't know it felt different to drive on them, so I drove home very much like a grandma.
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December 11, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Got my winter tires installed today! But I am stupid, so I didn't know it felt different to drive on them, so I drove home very much like a grandma.
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