Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈
laconicpineapple.bsky.social
Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈
@laconicpineapple.bsky.social
Probably not three raccoons in a trench coat.
Currently alive.
Watching the new Frankenstein when your office is located in old town Edinburgh
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve had some miss-cut books before, but nothing to this extent.
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
An impressive lack of reading comprehension on display at Sainsbo’s car park
August 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My instant ramen appears to be suffering an identity crisis.
August 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Astute recommendations there, Steam.
August 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
First “yellow belt” lock picked (Burg Wächter C-line).
I have a couple of American 1100s to try next but I suspect it’ll be a good while until they’re opened.

#locksport #lockpicking
August 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A choice was made here.
August 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fig A: Factory that makes any combination of Shapez (with pins)
Fig B: Factory that makes any combination of Shapez (with crystals)
Fig C: Calculator that adds two 4-bit binary numbers together (not sure where I'm going with this but it's A START)

I like Shapez 2.
July 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
July 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Do you know who stole the leftover naan, Xavier?
June 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
June 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Leafs have never played a game in June.
May 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Gotta say, you’re not really challenging us here, London Zoo.
May 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Everyone else was doing it.
May 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Never change, Leith.
April 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Box.
March 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It begins…
February 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you don’t mind, Xavier, I’m trying to purge the heretics.
February 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We were away for two nights, he’s just catching up.
February 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’ll be cold in the ground before I stop calling it “Kings Twitter”.
February 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
F1 exhibition, fire(?) damaged steering wheel.
Too crowded to see what the context was, but was still interesting.
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
February 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Three hours later, somewhere in Lincolnshire…
February 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Edinburgh to London
February 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM