Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈
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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈
@laconicpineapple.bsky.social
Probably not three raccoons in a trench coat.
Currently alive.
So Magic's new set is 'Avatar: the Last Airbender' themed and all I know about the lore is that when we watched it @magsthepirate.bsky.social got angry when I kept sniggering each time they said "bender"
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Watching the new Frankenstein when your office is located in old town Edinburgh
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Always fun seeing ex-QA bud Tony Metcalfe on the MacMillan TV ads.

Lovely guy, and dude’s making a real difference.
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Three things in life are certain;

Death
Taxes
The Vengabus is coming
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Farmer Was Replaced scratches that puzzle-solving ‘how do I do this’ itch of coding without worrying about frippery like theme or story or “relatable characters”.
Just optimisation via (mostly) Python.
Lovely.
October 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Vengabus is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when the party is starting.
October 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The other good part is that H from Steps isn’t going to be caught in the crossfire any more.
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fair play to Celebrity Traitors, I have heard of over half the cast.
October 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’ve had some miss-cut books before, but nothing to this extent.
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Very sad to hear that Patrica Routledge has kicked the bouquet
October 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I refuse to believe it until I see a Limmy post.
August 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
An impressive lack of reading comprehension on display at Sainsbo’s car park
August 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My instant ramen appears to be suffering an identity crisis.
August 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Astute recommendations there, Steam.
August 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
First “yellow belt” lock picked (Burg Wächter C-line).
I have a couple of American 1100s to try next but I suspect it’ll be a good while until they’re opened.

#locksport #lockpicking
August 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A choice was made here.
August 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was still slightly teetering on the edge of "I can still make my own decks for fun" before, but these Spiderman card reveals have convinced me that Magic isn't just isn't For Me anymore.
July 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
RIP Ozzy :(
July 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Fig A: Factory that makes any combination of Shapez (with pins)
Fig B: Factory that makes any combination of Shapez (with crystals)
Fig C: Calculator that adds two 4-bit binary numbers together (not sure where I'm going with this but it's A START)

I like Shapez 2.
July 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
BUXTON: Tensions have been running high at Red Bull for a while. But we couldn't have predicted...

CUT TO:
INT. DAY GARAGE
Two men arguing. Lots of arm waving.

HORNER: ...fire me? There's more chance of Hulkenberg getting a f**king podium!

[Multiple, overlapping tweet notification sounds]
July 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
July 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nico Hülkenthird
July 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
CC’s played Gloria.

Victory is mine.
June 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Do you know who stole the leftover naan, Xavier?
June 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM