Allison
@lacoflocka.bsky.social
She/her. Human mom to human and cat children. Vegetarian unless provoked.
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Oh neat, March 28 is national "Smash Your Amazon Echo Devices With A Hammer" day.
March 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh neat, March 28 is national "Smash Your Amazon Echo Devices With A Hammer" day.
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i made a little meme about going to the farmers market
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
i made a little meme about going to the farmers market
Happy mischief night my house got hot dogged
October 31, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Happy mischief night my house got hot dogged
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Heading to a crime scene with my partner; initial reports from dispatch say it looks like a ritualistic murder in a godforsaken place. Excited for everything to be as it seems and for none of my dearly held beliefs to be challenged. Maybe ramen after.
October 29, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Heading to a crime scene with my partner; initial reports from dispatch say it looks like a ritualistic murder in a godforsaken place. Excited for everything to be as it seems and for none of my dearly held beliefs to be challenged. Maybe ramen after.
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Keep seeing posts that start if you're upset about x you should also/actually/really be upset about y and I just want them to know, do not worry! I am absolutely without question upset about everything.
October 10, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Keep seeing posts that start if you're upset about x you should also/actually/really be upset about y and I just want them to know, do not worry! I am absolutely without question upset about everything.
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A photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them that somehow, Palpatine had returned.
May 7, 2023 at 9:43 PM
A photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them that somehow, Palpatine had returned.
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Stanley Tucci Just Shared The Most Simple 4-Ingredient Zucchini Appetizer… But Not With You. “Yum-Yum,” Say His Friends
September 11, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Stanley Tucci Just Shared The Most Simple 4-Ingredient Zucchini Appetizer… But Not With You. “Yum-Yum,” Say His Friends
Vi requested a “heart coaster” so Pinterest granny square patterns came in clutch
August 21, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Vi requested a “heart coaster” so Pinterest granny square patterns came in clutch
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[whispering to son before he goes in mcdonalds play place] in about ten minutes pretend you're stuck so I can go in there
August 15, 2023 at 1:58 PM
[whispering to son before he goes in mcdonalds play place] in about ten minutes pretend you're stuck so I can go in there
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I’ve been watching a bunch of forensic files lately and I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re a husband you can just divorce your wife and not kill her it’s fine
August 12, 2023 at 3:31 AM
I’ve been watching a bunch of forensic files lately and I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re a husband you can just divorce your wife and not kill her it’s fine
Sunny lil granny square for Vi
August 10, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Sunny lil granny square for Vi
A NJ shaped storm is hitting NJ
August 7, 2023 at 11:32 PM
A NJ shaped storm is hitting NJ
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
August 5, 2023 at 11:41 AM
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
Turns out this IS Build A Bitch™️
August 4, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Turns out this IS Build A Bitch™️
I love the ✨efficiency✨ of mail order pharmacies especially when they swoop in to take my prescription and bill insurance and don’t send it out and I run out of my SNRI and get brain zaps
August 4, 2023 at 4:49 PM
I love the ✨efficiency✨ of mail order pharmacies especially when they swoop in to take my prescription and bill insurance and don’t send it out and I run out of my SNRI and get brain zaps
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If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")
August 3, 2023 at 3:41 PM
If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")