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chris actual
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California
Aging video game curmudgeon
Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2
Lycra enjoyer 🚴‍♂️
EV aficionado
Friend to Orcas (in case they […]

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#donaldtrump belongs in prison. The people that voted for him are stains on the country.

#jacksmith
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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bomba, codebreaking device created at Polish Cipher Bureau.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomba_(cryptography)

#computers #tech #technology
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
#happynewyear to those who celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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"The reason it is important to identify the Court as corrupt is because it is in fact corrupt."

Essential commentary from Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo, one of the news sites that is doing the journalism we need right now […]
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December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You knew #mattgaetz paid girls for sex at drug-fueled parties, I knew Matt Gaetz paid girls for sex at drug-fueled parties. I'm totally unshocked he was paying underaged girls for it. Or that he went back for seconds after she turned 18. I mean look at him, he oozes used car salesman and has the […]
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December 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I hate to pile misery on Burnley, but its not like our season has gone swimmingly. And I still love me some Dubravka.
#burnew
#nufc
#premierleague
December 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Santa Ana/East Winds to raining in ~30 mins lol 🤷‍♂️
#weather
#southerncalifornia
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
BREAKING - #trump TO RECEIVE 'DICKLESS TWAT' AWARD I JUST INVENTED BECAUSE EVERYONE IS INVENTING AWARDS FOR THE DICKLESS TWAT AND I DON'T WANT FOMO

#fifapeaceprize #IsraelPrize
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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How ELSE is #NickiMinaj going to get her pedophile brother #JelaniMaraj, who was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison for repeatedly raping an 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL at his #LongIsland home out??
www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/c...
December 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Few people know that #nickiminaj's full name is Nicotine Stain Minaj. This is why her home perpetually stinks and all her lampshades are tinged orange.
December 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Is there a ticketmaster for pissing on politicians' graves? If not, any angels out there with some seed money who want to get in on the ground floor of 'Pissketmaster'? I feel like there is a huge untapped market for piss-centric vacationing among those paying attention to politics. HMU for […]
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December 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reflecting back on this gem. Kids today won't ever know the feeling of #rollerblading with the ability to store both their #snes **and **#playstation consoles in their pants pockets, or even have a chain wallet and frosted tips. All while holding (10-15 tracks of) their tunes in a portable CD […]
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December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm a sucker for #corvids, but my wife got me a hat with a Kingfisher on it for xmas (it's also blue and she thought it was a scrub jay) and now I'm nerding out on them:

Did you know some Kingfisher chicks have glowing beaks to help their parents find them at night? BAD ASS!

Kingfishers have […]
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December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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One verb I love to use in dutch is "uitvogelen", which basically translates to "to bird out", which means to figure out.

It really fits for me, because I do like to bird it out ^v^
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Holy shit, the president of the United States is listed in official documents as having been present when a baby carcass was dropkicked off a yacht.

Among the scummy, horrible things #trump's been reported to have done, this one is pretty much right in the middle.
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hope everyone's holiday season is going well, and if yours culminates today, then merry christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s worth remembering that if the non-voting portion of the Democratic bloc could’ve gotten up out of their recliner, marked a couple bubbles with a pen, slapped a stamp on the envelope, and dropped it into the mailbox, we’d still be in a bad place but nowhere near where we’re at now. Vote, you […]
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December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Say what you will about the billionaire buffet. When the rich-eating begins, I will be bee-lining it for the #federalistsociety Faus grois.
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Trump class' warships. Like any #trump was ever associated with class
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Some will remember.
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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green is widely considered to be one of the colors, alongside orange and, according to recent research, blue
December 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM