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chris actual
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California
Aging video game curmudgeon
Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2
Lycra enjoyer 🚴‍♂️
EV aficionado
Friend to Orcas (in case they […]

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When I drive behind these kinds of Hondas, I imagine they are being hugged by crabs
#cars #honda
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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Goofing around with the nuttiest rocket car/submarine in #gtav #gtaonline

Not my best effort. I prefer the one where I launch into the stratosphere, then transform to submarine mode before splashing into the water and gliding off like I meant to do it. Of […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
January 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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One more time for the people in the back:
ICE Cars Have Butt Holes And Fart All The Time
#ichbhafatt
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The #flatearth theory is such a joke. Anyone who has ever poured water on a plate knows that it flows right off. Also - there are no elephants holding up a flat earth. Who would believe this nonsense???

The only sensible theory is Tri-Loxidontal Concave […]

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December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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There's no way Charlie Sheen would have followed orders if top brass ordered his Navy Seals unit to fire on and kill everyone suspected narco boats. But here in real life, Seal Team 6 gets the page and is like "COME GET SOME, FISHERMEN WHO MIGHT BE […]

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December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Pardon my french but "#kristinoem est une chatte"
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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how can i not go for a ride after seeing this lol
#cycling #outdoors #bikes #gravel
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Bought a couple #nufc t-shirts for my wife because hers got a hole in it and they happened to be on sale. Shirts were $23 each, plus a $30 #trump #tariff added to the order (to be fair, there is probably some VAT and other stuff in there, but we're […]

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November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Angled
#filmswithonelettermissing
#hashtaggames
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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*Fight Cub*
#filmswithonelettermissing
#hashtaggames
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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P
#filmswithonelettermissing
#hashtaggames
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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If you look closely you can see the light pollution
#aurora
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Misty is bleppin’ out for reasons unknown
#caturday
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Took the ol' RO-86 Alkonost out for a bombing sortie and let a rando have a go. They landed it better than I did haha
#gtav #gtaonline #videogames
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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#DavidShuster saying over on #hellsite that its not not good for Donny re: #epstein
#trump #EpsteinFiles
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Wait til they hear it had one to begin with and it took effort to remove it. Never change, irrational stock market
#ev
#tesla
#tsla
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Anybody who has seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off knows that #tariffs are not a good move for the #american #economy
#smoothawley
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Fa Va Va
- By Trio
#nutsasongorpoem
#hashtaggames
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Anna Karen-ina
#hairstyleabookorplay
#hashtaggames
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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#nationalguard's worst nightmare
#portland
October 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Mindlessly scrolling through the @lexknowssystems feed is so great
#operatingsystems #computers #tech
October 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Late #liverpool goal?
#cryliv #premierleague
September 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Noted.
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Sounds like some real #taker mentality going on in #arkansas. I'm hearing a bunch of #farmer excuses and not seeing any bootstrap pulling. Besides, after they get their #government #welfare, they will just go back to electing the guys who caused all this.
September 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Claire says … I don’t actually know what Claire’s trying to get across here if we are being honest.
#dogs
#mastodogs
#dogsofmastodon
#cattledogs #australianhealer #deafdog
August 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM