Marshmallow Pepys
@l1terallyacat.bsky.social
Tech marketing PMC shill extraordinaire.
I invented Post-Its.
I invented Post-Its.
And just like that…the long-assumed principle that our democracy must countenance state sovereignty and the 1st Amendment equally, has been flayed and unceremoniously dismantled…like a horse in a glue factory.
The victory hands Venezuelan jockey Junior Alvarado his first career win in the Kentucky Derby. Sovereignty's trainer, Bill Mott, has won the Kentucky Derby once before.
Sovereignty beats out favorite Journalism to win the Kentucky Derby
The victory hands Venezuelan jockey Junior Alvarado his first career win in the Kentucky Derby. Sovereignty's trainer, Bill Mott, has won the Kentucky Derby once before.
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May 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
And just like that…the long-assumed principle that our democracy must countenance state sovereignty and the 1st Amendment equally, has been flayed and unceremoniously dismantled…like a horse in a glue factory.
“You guys are paying 200 bucks for a button down shirt?”
April 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“You guys are paying 200 bucks for a button down shirt?”
Here’s one: are you safer in the bathroom with an Alien or a Predator? On one hand, you can bargain with a Predator. On the other, the Alien is probably going to hide until provoked. And can you ever really trust a Yautja Hunter?
March 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Here’s one: are you safer in the bathroom with an Alien or a Predator? On one hand, you can bargain with a Predator. On the other, the Alien is probably going to hide until provoked. And can you ever really trust a Yautja Hunter?
The most vulnerable person I know is my 3-year-old niece, and when we talked, appeared to be your classic “single issue voter”—unlimited screen time and the entire box of Goldfish. When asked “how we’re supposed to pay for this,” she just laughed and did a cartwheel. It was a really great cartwheel.
February 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The most vulnerable person I know is my 3-year-old niece, and when we talked, appeared to be your classic “single issue voter”—unlimited screen time and the entire box of Goldfish. When asked “how we’re supposed to pay for this,” she just laughed and did a cartwheel. It was a really great cartwheel.
"Sorrow is the key that gets our tears out of eye jail."
January 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"Sorrow is the key that gets our tears out of eye jail."
this is the logline for QAnon
america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat
December 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
this is the logline for QAnon
The Venn diagram of active bluesky poasters and people going through a personal crisis is nearly a flush circle.
A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
December 28, 2024 at 2:44 PM
The Venn diagram of active bluesky poasters and people going through a personal crisis is nearly a flush circle.
I’ve seen people use words like “intrapreneur” and “creatrix” on their profiles…
December 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I’ve seen people use words like “intrapreneur” and “creatrix” on their profiles…
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Justice-involved hornets, please
December 21, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Justice-involved hornets, please
Never thought I’d say this, but the actual god has a much better sense of humor than the one on social media, who is still absolutely insufferably cringe.
December 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Never thought I’d say this, but the actual god has a much better sense of humor than the one on social media, who is still absolutely insufferably cringe.