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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Chase: doesn’t fuck (deeply closeted)
Marshall: fucks
Skye: fucks
Rubble: fucks
Rocky: doesn’t fuck (poor)
Zuma: fucks
Marshall: fucks
Skye: fucks
Rubble: fucks
Rocky: doesn’t fuck (poor)
Zuma: fucks
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Chase: doesn’t fuck (deeply closeted)
Marshall: fucks
Skye: fucks
Rubble: fucks
Rocky: doesn’t fuck (poor)
Zuma: fucks
Marshall: fucks
Skye: fucks
Rubble: fucks
Rocky: doesn’t fuck (poor)
Zuma: fucks
There is pent up demand for jazzy ditties that builds throughout the year
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There is pent up demand for jazzy ditties that builds throughout the year
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
Watched the hunger games. Constantly reminding myself “this content is not for you. You are not supposed to like this.” It’s like my 65 year old uncle watching meek mill at the Super Bowl halftime show.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Watched the hunger games. Constantly reminding myself “this content is not for you. You are not supposed to like this.” It’s like my 65 year old uncle watching meek mill at the Super Bowl halftime show.
She eat ass (pirate booty)
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
She eat ass (pirate booty)
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Ground floor hater. Series A hater. Angel investment hater. I read the napkin the initial pitch for hating Ronaldo was written on and got out my checkbook on the spot. Ten-x moment for the lads here. We’re going to Ibiza on this one.
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ground floor hater. Series A hater. Angel investment hater. I read the napkin the initial pitch for hating Ronaldo was written on and got out my checkbook on the spot. Ten-x moment for the lads here. We’re going to Ibiza on this one.
Don’t touch my phone with ya bean hands alice
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Don’t touch my phone with ya bean hands alice
They just gave away a one thousand dollar chilis gift card. What a curse
Lawyer ass ref “he exhibited all of the principals of verticality”
Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They just gave away a one thousand dollar chilis gift card. What a curse
Lawyer ass ref “he exhibited all of the principals of verticality”
Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Lawyer ass ref “he exhibited all of the principals of verticality”
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Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Season ticket holder for 20 years they done gave em $100 gift card to Chili’s
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
Peja Mavs Jersey. Great deep cut
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Guy in a lakers jersey that says “Ex Mavs Fan”
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
Peja Mavs Jersey. Great deep cut
Running list of things I saw at the Mavs game:
Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
White Dwight. I forget his last name honestly
Peja Mavs Jersey. Great deep cut
Running list of things I saw at the Mavs game:
Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Peja Mavs Jersey. Great deep cut
Running list of things I saw at the Mavs game:
Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Running list of things I saw at the Mavs game:
Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
Cowboys hats with suits. Like four dudes in a row. Too old for it to be ironic
Have back to back Super Bowl champions ever fired their coach?
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Have back to back Super Bowl champions ever fired their coach?
Eagles win again despite major questions vis a vis them being good still unresolved
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Eagles win again despite major questions vis a vis them being good still unresolved
They could not afford Elaine
Would you watch? The devils bargain? The content of beelzebub? Full remake of Seinfeld in 2025 with original cast
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
They could not afford Elaine
Would you watch? The devils bargain? The content of beelzebub? Full remake of Seinfeld in 2025 with original cast
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Would you watch? The devils bargain? The content of beelzebub? Full remake of Seinfeld in 2025 with original cast
The first dollar is spent on food. The $1,864,765,101st (and 2nd) dollar is spent on college football coaching buyouts
my working theory is that the bananas economics of college football work because of income inequality. It doesn't matter if regular people or even regular RICH people are feeling donor fatigue....if 3-4 CRAZY rich people have the money and interest in fueling buyouts / roster payments. Line goes up
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The first dollar is spent on food. The $1,864,765,101st (and 2nd) dollar is spent on college football coaching buyouts
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I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
Will calling it “Ah.E” instead of “A.I” because that’s how it’s pronounced in Spanish
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Will calling it “Ah.E” instead of “A.I” because that’s how it’s pronounced in Spanish
I now say “iffy moma” as a context free nonsense word with my sons and they have no idea of the eagles implications. One day they will realize my entire personality is eagles-based
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I now say “iffy moma” as a context free nonsense word with my sons and they have no idea of the eagles implications. One day they will realize my entire personality is eagles-based