Kyle Palmer
kylepalmer.bsky.social
Kyle Palmer
@kylepalmer.bsky.social
Buffalo > Delco
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Cat photo to break up the doom
January 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Microdosing friendship by hearting posts but never actually talking to anyone
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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THEY NEED TO STOP PRETENDING LIKE HE NEVER SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS.

youtube.com/shorts/bJuYd...
HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS EVERYDAY. STOP LYING THAT YOU DIDNT KNOW.
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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It’s so disturbing and strange that the Trump administration is expanding the anticipated assault on DEI to include an A: accessibility.

Accessibility for disabled federal employees is mandated under law. If you take this new mandate seriously, federal employees have to … break those laws? Crazy.
January 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
January 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Another app to shout into the void. Can’t help but feel like I’m talking to myself.
January 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Small Changes
Michael Kiwanuka · Album · 2024 · 11 songs
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2024 at 11:31 AM
The MRI tech correctly guessed “90s grunge” as a Pandora station I’d like and she didn’t even see my Daria socks.
November 21, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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Raw unvarnished truth here.
November 21, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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A decade of “Dems are gr**mers and kid r*pers” and they nominate the fucking legion of doom of monetized molesters.
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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Why do I get the feeling we are going to hold Trump accountable by documenting every broken campaign promise while the people he made the promises to won’t care?
November 17, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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Notice how the same folks who called Kamala Harris “unqualified” are excited about a Fox News host and Matt Gaetz landing jobs they’re wildly unfit for
November 16, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Social work Reddit has gotten dark 😱
November 15, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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I hereby propose we just go ahead and change America’s National Anthem to the the Benny Hill theme song (Yakkity Sax).

At least maybe then it’ll make some sense.
November 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Gonna try another old-Twitter-style thread, since the last one got a lot of engagement. This time about a topic some people have raised, but needs more attention: the likelihood that Trump's tariffs will become an engine of immense corruption 1/
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Without hearing it, I’d assumed Delilah Bon had covered 7 Year Bitch, but there’s room in this timeline for 2 songs called “Dead Men Don’t R@pe”
November 14, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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Now it’s all starting to make sense
November 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Elder millennial here. A never tweeter but I’m privy to FOMO. I like music, animals, hikes and food. I’m also the scourge of my local Republican council. Would love to connect with lefties in Philly/burbs.
November 14, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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"Fuck your feelings" but also please come to thanksgiving, we miss you and our vote had nothing to do with you, honey.
November 12, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Can confirm. Also 38 years old. 🫣
the joke is that everyone on this website is exactly 38 years old. I am 38 years old. And I'm a little confounded about why I keep seeing "young men today are exposed to more homophobia and misogyny than any previous generation" from people who can remember the 1990s and 2000s.
November 13, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Just trying to imagine how Fox would be covering this exact moment if Kamala named Morning Joe Secretary of Defense.
November 13, 2024 at 6:18 AM