King Kyle
@kylemason.bsky.social
• Casandra’s Husband • LJ’s Big Brother •
• Blerd • WBB Enthusiast •
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Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars
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Talmbout some “what you finna get into tonight”
My brother in Christ…
These uggs
This lime a rita
This heating pad
And Beyoncé 2 hands 2 heaven till somebody do a wellness check on me
My brother in Christ…
These uggs
This lime a rita
This heating pad
And Beyoncé 2 hands 2 heaven till somebody do a wellness check on me
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Talmbout some “what you finna get into tonight”
My brother in Christ…
These uggs
This lime a rita
This heating pad
And Beyoncé 2 hands 2 heaven till somebody do a wellness check on me
My brother in Christ…
These uggs
This lime a rita
This heating pad
And Beyoncé 2 hands 2 heaven till somebody do a wellness check on me
My wife and I are closing on a house tomorrow. I asked @casandrafaith.bsky.social if she imagined this life when I first slid in her DMs 4 years ago. She did not🥲.
Moral of the story - Shoot your shot, Fellas. 🏠💍🐶🐱
Moral of the story - Shoot your shot, Fellas. 🏠💍🐶🐱
Made me eat my words about dating someone off social media. He came in and shut all that shit down. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My wife and I are closing on a house tomorrow. I asked @casandrafaith.bsky.social if she imagined this life when I first slid in her DMs 4 years ago. She did not🥲.
Moral of the story - Shoot your shot, Fellas. 🏠💍🐶🐱
Moral of the story - Shoot your shot, Fellas. 🏠💍🐶🐱
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
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"This isn't the America I know."
Black people:
Black people:
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"This isn't the America I know."
Black people:
Black people:
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Can someone dial the Unprecedented Times meter back down to a respectable number because I’m tired.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can someone dial the Unprecedented Times meter back down to a respectable number because I’m tired.
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My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
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"Money is Money" is also a current philosophy for Alyssa and Nneka.
New from 404 Media: ICE plans to spend as much as $180 million on bounty hunters to physically locate and stalk immigrants. I spoke to multiple private investigators/skip tracers. Some horrified. Others said they will do this work. "Money is money."
www.404media.co/ice-plans-to...
www.404media.co/ice-plans-to...
ICE Plans to Spend $180 Million on Bounty Hunters to Stalk Immigrants
Newly released documents provide more details about ICE's plan to use bounty hunters and private investigators to find the location of undocumented immigrants.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Money is Money" is also a current philosophy for Alyssa and Nneka.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
I feel like I’m drinking fancy ginger ale when I pop one of these open.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I feel like I’m drinking fancy ginger ale when I pop one of these open.
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You had me at "absolutely nothing"
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You had me at "absolutely nothing"
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
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It aint like it was a few years ago... it's studs now...
a stud will get your wife and children in their new home by the end of Q4
a stud will get your wife and children in their new home by the end of Q4
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It aint like it was a few years ago... it's studs now...
a stud will get your wife and children in their new home by the end of Q4
a stud will get your wife and children in their new home by the end of Q4
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
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My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
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Kids don’t need all this candy… 🤣🤣 it’s not healthy for them..
a man in a suit is watching a basketball game
ALT: a man in a suit is watching a basketball game
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Kids don’t need all this candy… 🤣🤣 it’s not healthy for them..
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
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Autism is in the penises ??????
October 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Autism is in the penises ??????