kyle cL
@kylecarrerolopez.bsky.social
writer. 🫱🏽🫲🏿🇨🇺 kylecarrerolopez.com
PARTY LINE (Graywolf Press, Spring ‘26)
instagram.com/kylecarrerolopez
PARTY LINE (Graywolf Press, Spring ‘26)
instagram.com/kylecarrerolopez
if i send you this 🧮 it means i’ve crunched the numbers and your story’s not adding up
February 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
if i send you this 🧮 it means i’ve crunched the numbers and your story’s not adding up
Reposted by kyle cL
This is embarrassing, Israel’s PR folks have to give their “secret Hamas documents” to the NY Post after too many outlets like the NYT got burned by fake ones.
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is embarrassing, Israel’s PR folks have to give their “secret Hamas documents” to the NY Post after too many outlets like the NYT got burned by fake ones.
talking to a friend abt how being asked if you’re masc on The Apps™️ is a non-question, almost rhetorical. the only acceptable answer is yes; no or anything wishy-washy ends the convo. you decide for yrself if you’re willing to temporarily do some theatre & pretend to be masc to get what you want
January 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
talking to a friend abt how being asked if you’re masc on The Apps™️ is a non-question, almost rhetorical. the only acceptable answer is yes; no or anything wishy-washy ends the convo. you decide for yrself if you’re willing to temporarily do some theatre & pretend to be masc to get what you want
in undergrad i publicly called this RA a cop & a rat in one of our college’s FB groups for reporting friends of mine for underage drinking when she could’ve let it go (it was a p quiet bday party on like a sunday & she saw some bottles) & she apparently cried, but just requested me on linkedin….
January 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
in undergrad i publicly called this RA a cop & a rat in one of our college’s FB groups for reporting friends of mine for underage drinking when she could’ve let it go (it was a p quiet bday party on like a sunday & she saw some bottles) & she apparently cried, but just requested me on linkedin….
LOVE scheduling an email to go out early the next day, makes me feel like the time traveler’s wife
(i haven’t seen that movie)
(i haven’t seen that movie)
January 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
LOVE scheduling an email to go out early the next day, makes me feel like the time traveler’s wife
(i haven’t seen that movie)
(i haven’t seen that movie)
if you see me reposting old tweets here no you didn’t
January 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
if you see me reposting old tweets here no you didn’t
anatomically speaking, groove is located in the heart
January 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
anatomically speaking, groove is located in the heart
since twigs just performed there, an anecdote: years ago at market hotel there was a night where there was some sort of plumbing leak and this horrid fecal/sewagey smell filled the air & everyone made a mass exit lmao
my friend & i have aptly nicknamed it stinky poo poo hotel ever since
my friend & i have aptly nicknamed it stinky poo poo hotel ever since
January 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
since twigs just performed there, an anecdote: years ago at market hotel there was a night where there was some sort of plumbing leak and this horrid fecal/sewagey smell filled the air & everyone made a mass exit lmao
my friend & i have aptly nicknamed it stinky poo poo hotel ever since
my friend & i have aptly nicknamed it stinky poo poo hotel ever since
ran out of deodorant ln & today has reaffirmed for me that i am not someone who can go without it… getting sweaty under layers is nottttt it
January 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ran out of deodorant ln & today has reaffirmed for me that i am not someone who can go without it… getting sweaty under layers is nottttt it
i only started eating taco bell like a year ago (my family nvr ate there + an e. coli outbreak in my youth imprinted in my memory) but the menu still scares me a little… sooo many slightly-to-very different combinations of chicken and cheese. how do i (esp stoned) distinguish up from down
January 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i only started eating taco bell like a year ago (my family nvr ate there + an e. coli outbreak in my youth imprinted in my memory) but the menu still scares me a little… sooo many slightly-to-very different combinations of chicken and cheese. how do i (esp stoned) distinguish up from down
this one ex-fling is so gorj that i fully didn’t notice (subconsciously overlooked?) that he has some of the most hideous tattoos i’ve ever seen until really taking a good look at them in pics he posted this week
December 5, 2024 at 7:03 PM
this one ex-fling is so gorj that i fully didn’t notice (subconsciously overlooked?) that he has some of the most hideous tattoos i’ve ever seen until really taking a good look at them in pics he posted this week
Reposted by kyle cL
(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son
omg remember New Fire Island from earlier this year
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
omg remember New Fire Island from earlier this year
imagine if barron trump transitioned… the 6’9 glamazon… slovenian doll… serving severe republikunt
November 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
imagine if barron trump transitioned… the 6’9 glamazon… slovenian doll… serving severe republikunt
hopping the subway one day after having no choice but to pay bc of police presence the other day.. it’s called getting your lick back
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
hopping the subway one day after having no choice but to pay bc of police presence the other day.. it’s called getting your lick back
I think mike tyson & the other guy should work it out on the remix instead
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I think mike tyson & the other guy should work it out on the remix instead
i’m not sure i can say bluesky is fab just yet. continuing my fieldwork 🔎
November 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
i’m not sure i can say bluesky is fab just yet. continuing my fieldwork 🔎
Reposted by kyle cL
your handles are all valid to me 🥰
November 14, 2024 at 7:11 PM
your handles are all valid to me 🥰
not to grindr tweet, but: labeling oneself as “BWC” is offensive *to me*
November 15, 2024 at 8:18 AM
not to grindr tweet, but: labeling oneself as “BWC” is offensive *to me*
honestly, i wanna see YOU 🫵🏽 be brave
November 15, 2024 at 1:14 AM
honestly, i wanna see YOU 🫵🏽 be brave
how i feel after crafting 3 gorgeous work emails
November 14, 2024 at 7:27 PM
how i feel after crafting 3 gorgeous work emails
Reposted by kyle cL
So I hate to tag the mods- but I sent this email about the mass deletion of Palestinian accounts over a week ago to @support.bsky.team and I haven’t heard anything back (apologies if I somehow missed an email). I’d like to ensure it will be seen by the proper people.
November 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
So I hate to tag the mods- but I sent this email about the mass deletion of Palestinian accounts over a week ago to @support.bsky.team and I haven’t heard anything back (apologies if I somehow missed an email). I’d like to ensure it will be seen by the proper people.
thought i lost this shirt but we are so back… nothin but blue skies
November 14, 2024 at 6:50 PM
thought i lost this shirt but we are so back… nothin but blue skies
yannis ritsos transl. by spring ulmer
November 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
yannis ritsos transl. by spring ulmer