nice posts. let me guess. brain damage?

Turning a song about the lonesome heartbreak of being a bottomed-out alcoholic into a wildly successful lifestyle brand is a real monument to American culture

A lot of people say they want a farm, but what they don't realize is they actually just want a picture of themselves grinning in a field of sunflowers while wearing a big straw hat.

earthquakes must’ve been fun as hell before we started building things that fall down on us

welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:

* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"