Krystal
@kt-23.bsky.social
🗣️ who do you think you are?! I am!
#PhD #edresearcher #mama #wife
#PhD #edresearcher #mama #wife
Omg. I'm at the skating rink and I asked the DJ to play 'crank that'. He looked me right in the eye and said who makes that song?😟🫨
wth you mean?? Soulja boy 👵🏾 I'm officially an old lady. 🤣 Put me in a millennial nursing home
wth you mean?? Soulja boy 👵🏾 I'm officially an old lady. 🤣 Put me in a millennial nursing home
a man wearing a headband that says gucci is talking into a microphone .
ALT: a man wearing a headband that says gucci is talking into a microphone .
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November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Omg. I'm at the skating rink and I asked the DJ to play 'crank that'. He looked me right in the eye and said who makes that song?😟🫨
wth you mean?? Soulja boy 👵🏾 I'm officially an old lady. 🤣 Put me in a millennial nursing home
wth you mean?? Soulja boy 👵🏾 I'm officially an old lady. 🤣 Put me in a millennial nursing home
This would be my exact reaction lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This would be my exact reaction lol
If I slip under my car, just come get me when it's spring 😭🤣
Laughing in California.. I don’t know how yall take it! 🧊😭😭😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If I slip under my car, just come get me when it's spring 😭🤣
Y'all at daycare pick up time why did my child get in car talking about some "6 7" 🤦🏽♀️ 😩🙄😒 she ain't even start public school yet
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Y'all at daycare pick up time why did my child get in car talking about some "6 7" 🤦🏽♀️ 😩🙄😒 she ain't even start public school yet
Seat at the table
Shea Butter Baby or A Seat At the Table?
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Seat at the table
This is how my husband wishes we could skate together but I just learned to skate like 3 months ago. Lol
Another me & who moment to add to the lovergirl vision
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is how my husband wishes we could skate together but I just learned to skate like 3 months ago. Lol
Just waiting for one of them to babble "Sacre Bleu" then grab their face in frustration 🤣
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just waiting for one of them to babble "Sacre Bleu" then grab their face in frustration 🤣
🤣 hollering all over again. Angle #3 took me out 😭
"Talk to em Lloyd"...them shoes said yea right
"Talk to em Lloyd"...them shoes said yea right
I love him but this so fuckin funny🤣🤣 I’m glad he okay
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
🤣 hollering all over again. Angle #3 took me out 😭
"Talk to em Lloyd"...them shoes said yea right
"Talk to em Lloyd"...them shoes said yea right
Just a lot of audacity occurring here
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just a lot of audacity occurring here
I wish the question was Zack fox or Vince Staples. They both are funny as hell even when they're not trying to be funny
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I wish the question was Zack fox or Vince Staples. They both are funny as hell even when they're not trying to be funny
Omg trying to reason with my 5 year old is hard sometimes. There's a kid in her class with a lisp. My daughter be pissed sometimes bc the girl doesn't pronounce her name correctly. I'm like baby she is trying her best, chill out. 🤦🏽♀️
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Omg trying to reason with my 5 year old is hard sometimes. There's a kid in her class with a lisp. My daughter be pissed sometimes bc the girl doesn't pronounce her name correctly. I'm like baby she is trying her best, chill out. 🤦🏽♀️
The other husband's be tripping so he be flying under the radar; I can't stand Jace too. I was looking up their age difference. She was 16 and he was 21 when they had their first kid. She's never had time to heal
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The other husband's be tripping so he be flying under the radar; I can't stand Jace too. I was looking up their age difference. She was 16 and he was 21 when they had their first kid. She's never had time to heal
I did the same thing this weekend. So tender and easy to make
My mom made pot roast in the crockpot with all the fixings
a little girl is sitting at a table eating food and making a funny face .
Alt: a little girl is dancing g at a table eating food and making a funny face with a caption that reads, "yummy in my tummy"
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November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I did the same thing this weekend. So tender and easy to make
I thought we'd all being saying 'pears' in unison 😐
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I thought we'd all being saying 'pears' in unison 😐
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
My almost 5 yr old: umm...mommy... ummm...daddy are you a baddie or goodie?
Me: a baddie 💁🏽♀️💅🏾
Nobody at all:
My almost 5 yr old: umm...mommy... ummm...daddy are you a baddie or goodie?
Me: a baddie 💁🏽♀️💅🏾
a little girl is holding a cup and pointing at the camera with the words and what behind her
ALT: a little girl is holding a cup and pointing at the camera with the words and what behind her
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November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
My almost 5 yr old: umm...mommy... ummm...daddy are you a baddie or goodie?
Me: a baddie 💁🏽♀️💅🏾
Nobody at all:
My almost 5 yr old: umm...mommy... ummm...daddy are you a baddie or goodie?
Me: a baddie 💁🏽♀️💅🏾
😭💀 I can't breathe. I'm laughing harder every time I play it back.
Sometimes falls really catch you off guard, he looked stunned lol
Sometimes falls really catch you off guard, he looked stunned lol
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
😭💀 I can't breathe. I'm laughing harder every time I play it back.
Sometimes falls really catch you off guard, he looked stunned lol
Sometimes falls really catch you off guard, he looked stunned lol
My daughter sees our wedding pictures and gets mad she wasn't there 🤣
My son recently became aware of my wedding photos and asked my husband if I was a princess
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My daughter sees our wedding pictures and gets mad she wasn't there 🤣
Naturium Dew-Glow SPF
3. Whats your go to sunscreen?
You SHOULD have one! Pwease tell me you have one 🥺
You SHOULD have one! Pwease tell me you have one 🥺
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Naturium Dew-Glow SPF
As an older sister to a Courtney... Yes fire up the quote machine 🤣
Somebody should make this a quote. It’s always one of the Courtneys shenaning.
Courtney don’t start!
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
As an older sister to a Courtney... Yes fire up the quote machine 🤣
I recently learned my daughter's lil bestie at school is a Sagittarius just like her dad. Cracks me up seeing them carrying on and doing the most when they're playing together
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I recently learned my daughter's lil bestie at school is a Sagittarius just like her dad. Cracks me up seeing them carrying on and doing the most when they're playing together
Everyone in unison: yes Ms. Winter🫡🥹
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Everyone in unison: yes Ms. Winter🫡🥹
LMFAO. That was my first thought too when I saw that chair this morning 🤣
Everything I know about this, I learned from @supernovaparenting.org on the bad place. 😂
I stayed at a hotel the other day, and when I entered the room, there was this odd piece of furniture. It's kinda like a chair, but not quite. It's not a bed; how could anybody be comfortable sleeping on this monstrosity?!
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
LMFAO. That was my first thought too when I saw that chair this morning 🤣