kristen
@kstratt.bsky.social
got dat tiddy cancer but the jokes are fun to make
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im like if a twink was a girl
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
im like if a twink was a girl
it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼
congrats to trump on being the first out(ed) lgbt president lmao 😌
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
congrats to trump on being the first out(ed) lgbt president lmao 😌
did y’all know they make hello kitty pimple patches?!?!?!? day made
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
did y’all know they make hello kitty pimple patches?!?!?!? day made
NYC THE CITY THAT YOU ARE
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
NYC THE CITY THAT YOU ARE
hi friends! if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, we would be eternally grateful. things have been pretty rough lately and will likely continue to be rough for at least the next few months
Calling all friends of @kstratt.bsky.social we need help getting this circulated! Share away, donate if you can, keep talking about her. Things have been tough lately, we spend last night in the ER again & we are on the hunt to get her the very best care possible. www.gofundme.com/f/help-krist...
Donate to Help Kristen’s fight!, organized by Beth Stratton
For those who may not know me, I would first like to thank you for taking the time to open my page… Beth Stratton needs your support for Help Kristen’s fight!
www.gofundme.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
hi friends! if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, we would be eternally grateful. things have been pretty rough lately and will likely continue to be rough for at least the next few months
beth uses crispy r’s and it sends a shiver down my spine (derogatory)
October 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
beth uses crispy r’s and it sends a shiver down my spine (derogatory)
what the fuck is up with people getting comfortable again saying r*tard?? 0/10 do not like
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
what the fuck is up with people getting comfortable again saying r*tard?? 0/10 do not like
when you put your library on shuffle and you’re reminded that your music taste is *chefs kiss*
a cartoon character giving an ok sign with both hands
ALT: a cartoon character giving an ok sign with both hands
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
when you put your library on shuffle and you’re reminded that your music taste is *chefs kiss*
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We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
October 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
jesus christ i hate this administration so goddamn much how the fuck are there this many horrible people in power
i’m so tired of being filled with rage
i’m so tired of being filled with rage
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
jesus christ i hate this administration so goddamn much how the fuck are there this many horrible people in power
i’m so tired of being filled with rage
i’m so tired of being filled with rage
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
chat they upped my chemo dose by 5% and i’m not being very brave about it 😭😷
September 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
chat they upped my chemo dose by 5% and i’m not being very brave about it 😭😷
sure does look like those feelings don’t care about our facts these days amiright? ‘merica 🥲
September 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
sure does look like those feelings don’t care about our facts these days amiright? ‘merica 🥲
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Still backing or endorsing Israel & Netanyahu while it continues to commit mass murder, starvation and genocide, yes, it does make you complicit. You either support committing crimes against humanity or you don't. Your self declared political identities don't matter when your principles are corrupt.
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Still backing or endorsing Israel & Netanyahu while it continues to commit mass murder, starvation and genocide, yes, it does make you complicit. You either support committing crimes against humanity or you don't. Your self declared political identities don't matter when your principles are corrupt.
today feels like a good day to reiterate:
free palestine
black lives matter
lgbtqia+ rights are human rights
abortion is healthcare
science is real and vaccines save lives
read banned books
🔫 violence is avoidable
release the epstein files
don’t mourn white supremacists
be a good human
free palestine
black lives matter
lgbtqia+ rights are human rights
abortion is healthcare
science is real and vaccines save lives
read banned books
🔫 violence is avoidable
release the epstein files
don’t mourn white supremacists
be a good human
September 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
today feels like a good day to reiterate:
free palestine
black lives matter
lgbtqia+ rights are human rights
abortion is healthcare
science is real and vaccines save lives
read banned books
🔫 violence is avoidable
release the epstein files
don’t mourn white supremacists
be a good human
free palestine
black lives matter
lgbtqia+ rights are human rights
abortion is healthcare
science is real and vaccines save lives
read banned books
🔫 violence is avoidable
release the epstein files
don’t mourn white supremacists
be a good human
just saw a lady take a turn so wide that half her car went over the curb, and then i saw her bumper sticker said jesus take the wheel. girl maybe you should let him
September 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
just saw a lady take a turn so wide that half her car went over the curb, and then i saw her bumper sticker said jesus take the wheel. girl maybe you should let him
just dnf’ed a book after like two chapters because the description of the guy eating grossed me out. ain’t nobody need all that mess my guy
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
just dnf’ed a book after like two chapters because the description of the guy eating grossed me out. ain’t nobody need all that mess my guy
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There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.
y’all i officially don’t work for planet fitness anymore. i started there almost ten years ago 😳
September 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
y’all i officially don’t work for planet fitness anymore. i started there almost ten years ago 😳
chemo was last friday and i’ve had a pounding headache since saturday will somebody please just lobotomize me
August 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
chemo was last friday and i’ve had a pounding headache since saturday will somebody please just lobotomize me
chat we are so back (derogatory)
August 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
chat we are so back (derogatory)