kristen
@kstratt.bsky.social
got dat tiddy cancer but the jokes are fun to make
it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼
chat we are so back (derogatory)
August 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
chat we are so back (derogatory)
the aforementioned rocks
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the aforementioned rocks
poor nandor is just having the hardest time getting comfortable in his new home 😂
June 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
poor nandor is just having the hardest time getting comfortable in his new home 😂
have y’all listened to this shit? cause goddamn 🔥🔥🔥
June 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
have y’all listened to this shit? cause goddamn 🔥🔥🔥
he genuinely has no idea what size he is lmao
June 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
he genuinely has no idea what size he is lmao
oh hey we uhhhhhhh got a puppy and we named him nandor 🥹
June 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
oh hey we uhhhhhhh got a puppy and we named him nandor 🥹
i know that’s fuckin right
May 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i know that’s fuckin right
and on today’s episode of “anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough”
May 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
and on today’s episode of “anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough”
friend sent this to me and you know what? hell yeah bruther i am interested
May 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
friend sent this to me and you know what? hell yeah bruther i am interested
sleep token numbers boutta skyrocket amiright?
May 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
sleep token numbers boutta skyrocket amiright?
sorry gotta go my bus is here
May 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
sorry gotta go my bus is here
excuse you i am wayyyyy more stupid than that
May 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
excuse you i am wayyyyy more stupid than that
yooooooooooo frens i’m going to be in france by this time next week holy shit
April 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
yooooooooooo frens i’m going to be in france by this time next week holy shit
really channeling @tuningfish.bsky.social tonight 🫶🏼
April 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
really channeling @tuningfish.bsky.social tonight 🫶🏼
forgot i wrote this on my to do list and then brought an interviewee into the office 😅😅😅 he liked it though so he passed the vibe check lmao
April 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
forgot i wrote this on my to do list and then brought an interviewee into the office 😅😅😅 he liked it though so he passed the vibe check lmao
world’s smollest ponytail wassup 😀
April 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
world’s smollest ponytail wassup 😀