Krystal
@krystalroake.bsky.social
Evil feminist. ADHD hobby collector. Spreadsheet lover. Artist. Mom. Wife. Occasional cave goblin.
This would not a positive life hack for me…
“…and she literally put her gross human lips on my head. My head! Ugh. I’m telling you, Max, I tolerate them because they feed me and buy me toys that I play with for one day and then ignore, but they really are the worst”
#littledogcomplex
“…and she literally put her gross human lips on my head. My head! Ugh. I’m telling you, Max, I tolerate them because they feed me and buy me toys that I play with for one day and then ignore, but they really are the worst”
#littledogcomplex
I’m terrible at positive self talk, so sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself I imagine what my dog would say about me at a dogs-only cocktail party where everyone is standing around talking about their owners, and honestly it’s just the best little life hack
February 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This would not a positive life hack for me…
“…and she literally put her gross human lips on my head. My head! Ugh. I’m telling you, Max, I tolerate them because they feed me and buy me toys that I play with for one day and then ignore, but they really are the worst”
#littledogcomplex
“…and she literally put her gross human lips on my head. My head! Ugh. I’m telling you, Max, I tolerate them because they feed me and buy me toys that I play with for one day and then ignore, but they really are the worst”
#littledogcomplex
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
It is SUCH privileged BS to minimize and reduce the anger and heartache marginalized people and groups are feeling right now to "hate".
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November 22, 2024 at 4:04 AM
It is SUCH privileged BS to minimize and reduce the anger and heartache marginalized people and groups are feeling right now to "hate".
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I put up not one, but TWO Christmas trees this weekend. And a cute little village. And the stockings with their lit up snowflake holders on the mantle.
This year, with the death of a dear friend on top of a second 🟠🤡 term, I feel the need for some extra happy. It's helping.
A little at least.
This year, with the death of a dear friend on top of a second 🟠🤡 term, I feel the need for some extra happy. It's helping.
A little at least.
November 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I put up not one, but TWO Christmas trees this weekend. And a cute little village. And the stockings with their lit up snowflake holders on the mantle.
This year, with the death of a dear friend on top of a second 🟠🤡 term, I feel the need for some extra happy. It's helping.
A little at least.
This year, with the death of a dear friend on top of a second 🟠🤡 term, I feel the need for some extra happy. It's helping.
A little at least.