Krystal Chambers
@krystalchambers.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood trickster goddess.
In 50 years when they teach about this in history classes and future generations ask why we let a fascist gain power, I’m telling them their grandparents voted for him because of eggs.
January 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In 50 years when they teach about this in history classes and future generations ask why we let a fascist gain power, I’m telling them their grandparents voted for him because of eggs.
When I say “for legal reasons this is a joke” it’s not because I’m using an outdated internet bit. It’s because if any of my stupid shitposts is taken out of context in a court of law, I am going to federal prison.
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
When I say “for legal reasons this is a joke” it’s not because I’m using an outdated internet bit. It’s because if any of my stupid shitposts is taken out of context in a court of law, I am going to federal prison.
I will never understand why these billionaires don’t just shut up and lay low but instead they do antagonizing interviews. The sword of Damocles is hanging over their heads and they are batting at it like a cat toy.
January 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I will never understand why these billionaires don’t just shut up and lay low but instead they do antagonizing interviews. The sword of Damocles is hanging over their heads and they are batting at it like a cat toy.
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I have lost control of the situation.
January 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I have lost control of the situation.
But WHO are the pipers piping?
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 PM
But WHO are the pipers piping?
I bet if CEOs keep getting targeted we will get common sense gun laws pretty quickly.
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I bet if CEOs keep getting targeted we will get common sense gun laws pretty quickly.
I love vintage clothing. There’s something about a piece surviving for decades, worn by multiple people, cared for and treasured, only for me to spill pizza sauce on it the first time I wear it.
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I love vintage clothing. There’s something about a piece surviving for decades, worn by multiple people, cared for and treasured, only for me to spill pizza sauce on it the first time I wear it.
How many crafting mishaps will it take for me to learn that glitter is a life sentence?
November 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
How many crafting mishaps will it take for me to learn that glitter is a life sentence?
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Gosh, all this stuff coming out about Matt Gaetz that already came out three years ago is really damning.
If only we knew what we already knew three years ago.
If only we knew what we already knew three years ago.
November 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Gosh, all this stuff coming out about Matt Gaetz that already came out three years ago is really damning.
If only we knew what we already knew three years ago.
If only we knew what we already knew three years ago.
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I get that it’s incredibly annoying to Irish people to hear that anyone with any white European heritage in North America, is “part Irish”
But I do wonder if there’s any pride at all in the implication that the makes the Irish diaspora some of the most sexually prolific people in history
But I do wonder if there’s any pride at all in the implication that the makes the Irish diaspora some of the most sexually prolific people in history
November 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I get that it’s incredibly annoying to Irish people to hear that anyone with any white European heritage in North America, is “part Irish”
But I do wonder if there’s any pride at all in the implication that the makes the Irish diaspora some of the most sexually prolific people in history
But I do wonder if there’s any pride at all in the implication that the makes the Irish diaspora some of the most sexually prolific people in history
The hoax that Stephen King called Elon the First Lady is hilarious but we all know the new First Lady is Vladimir Putin.
November 14, 2024 at 8:44 PM
The hoax that Stephen King called Elon the First Lady is hilarious but we all know the new First Lady is Vladimir Putin.
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
November 14, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
Update: it died but I still have great hair 💁🏼♀️
I just planted some shampoo ginger in my yard so when society breaks down I will still have great hair.
November 14, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Update: it died but I still have great hair 💁🏼♀️
@lizzobeeating.bsky.social welcome angel!! Now it’s a party!
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
@lizzobeeating.bsky.social welcome angel!! Now it’s a party!
All the tabloid articles about celeb plastic surgery are so boring. It’s always weight loss procedures and fillers. I wanna see a headline about a Kardashian getting those fembot nipple guns from Austin Powers.
July 14, 2023 at 10:04 PM
All the tabloid articles about celeb plastic surgery are so boring. It’s always weight loss procedures and fillers. I wanna see a headline about a Kardashian getting those fembot nipple guns from Austin Powers.
I just planted some shampoo ginger in my yard so when society breaks down I will still have great hair.
July 7, 2023 at 6:14 PM
I just planted some shampoo ginger in my yard so when society breaks down I will still have great hair.
I don’t know why folks are so eager to set up a meta monopoly.
July 7, 2023 at 2:15 AM
I don’t know why folks are so eager to set up a meta monopoly.
Believe in yourself like Facebook believes in werewolf erotica.
July 1, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Believe in yourself like Facebook believes in werewolf erotica.
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The Supreme Court has decided student loans won’t be forgiven, and you, personally, won’t be forgiven either. You know why
June 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM
The Supreme Court has decided student loans won’t be forgiven, and you, personally, won’t be forgiven either. You know why
The Supreme Court jesters are at it again.
June 30, 2023 at 6:38 PM
The Supreme Court jesters are at it again.
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I've now been to three movies where a man has scoffed at the Barbie trailer as being "the craziest thing ever" as if I haven't been watching trailers for guys action figures' movies my entire life.
June 26, 2023 at 7:00 PM
I've now been to three movies where a man has scoffed at the Barbie trailer as being "the craziest thing ever" as if I haven't been watching trailers for guys action figures' movies my entire life.
All these gold and copper leaf flakes on my bedspread are because I’m romanticizing my living space and definitely not because I’m doing crafts in bed.
June 27, 2023 at 3:01 AM
All these gold and copper leaf flakes on my bedspread are because I’m romanticizing my living space and definitely not because I’m doing crafts in bed.
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