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kroak
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December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Theory conspiracists are a specialized subset of conspiracy theorists
May 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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introducing

✨ Small Language Model ✨

print("no");
May 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A sitcom where the laugh track audience gradually turns on the characters as seasons progress
April 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
February 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Remember what they took from us
BRING IT BACK
Adobe Photoshop 5.5
February 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Petition for muons to be preemptively renamed "uwuons"
Title text: "What's weirder is that muons turned out to be INCREDIBLY cute."

Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3050#Transcript
February 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Morning dreampoppers, shogazers, art-rockers of the world. We'll drop a few Bandcamp codes at 500 followers. If you love music by bands like Manchester Orchestra, Beach House, Mew, Deafheaven - come give us a follow and a listen.
February 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ew year
Ew me
January 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
December 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
It evolved from rock type to flying type

Checkmate
December 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
People keep insisting Voorhees is a jolly good fellow but I have damning video evidence to the contrary
December 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
This classic optical illusion demonstrates a "gestalt switch" where it can be perceived either as an old woman or a nebula
The WITCH HEAD NEBULA
December 16, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Before long it will be just like Idiocracy but for one key difference: people wryly observing that before long it will be just like Idiocracy
December 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Atmospheric jungle is the best background music for space sims. Jizz is a close second.
December 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Some have suggested that I'm a spider masquerading as a human.

To them I say: maaaybe I dunno teehee

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December 12, 2024 at 12:24 PM
They clamber awkwardly onto the pool table. The balls are scattered in all directions. We cut from pocket to pocket. All the balls miss.
December 11, 2024 at 10:40 PM
You couldn't release Blazing Saddles these days. People would call you out because it was already released in 1974.
December 11, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Remember: the carrot and the stick can both be inserted.
December 3, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.

To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Quote with your first computer.
November 25, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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Wish more people realised that for most art businesses, there's only one person doing all the work. Creating, shipping, admin, promotion, starting feuds with other artists, painting unflattering portraits of them into historical scenes, trying to poison them, it's all one person.
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 PM
If you make electronic music (especially dnb/breakcore/chiptune) then you should check out #renoise because it's terrific.

Steep initial learning curve but after that the sky's the limit.

www.renoise.com
Home | Renoise
Renoise is a digital audio workstation. It lets you compose, edit and record production-quality audio using a music tracker-based approach. It features a wide range of built-in audio processors, along...
www.renoise.com
November 19, 2024 at 12:19 AM