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Kristy
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I’ve never met a potato I didn’t like.

she/her
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*the entire country in unison*
A MINORRRR
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I've decided re-watching Broad City is the only way to handle life right now.
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Am I okay? Nope. Is it still January? Unfortunately. Did I just start my 7th read of the year? Yes.
January 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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one day when this is all over — and it will be — i will personally never forget the people, famous or otherwise, who jumped on board with fascism because it was the easier thing to do at the time
January 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
January 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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In about 12 hours the nightmare begins.

Hold your friends and family close. Try to protect your communities and your sanity. All empires fall and madness can’t reign forever. Work toward that brighter day as we walk together through this valley of darkness.
January 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We banned tiktok before assault weapons. I hate it here.
January 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think about this a lot. I’d give so much money away. Hell, I give money I don’t even have away now because I can’t stomach walking by someone who’s in need, but I think that this is what sets us normal folk apart from the rich. You simply cannot have BILLIONS of dollars and be a good person.
It's so embarrassing to be rich and not happy. If I had $200 billion I wouldn't be trying to impress Joe Rogan with my tough boy talk, I'd be jousting on jet skis, I'd be paying church choirs to sing dirty words, I'd buy one of the really big Lego sets. Being an angry rich guy is so cringe.
January 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Do you ever want to catapult yourself into the sun?
November 29, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Boomers have nothing if not unrelenting audacity. 😒
November 23, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Yay, I finally made it! Thanks @craftycryptid.bsky.social. 🫶🏻
November 14, 2023 at 2:04 AM