Cousins of the Bridgertons, perhaps?

So...Bolt was the jolt you needed?

I am a terrible roommate! My feeling towards having a boyfriend can be efficiently summed up by quoting from tumblr (except I have zero longing for love, much less life-changing love because I already like my life!):

Okay, I may be cursed, because I do not want a boyfriend, I don't like the taste of wine, I am not allowed to drink vodka in public, and this was all so awful I can't bear to contemplate what kind of crabs would be coming into my life. Boo. I give up.

I heard it was flamingo statues in the yard, but that might be hard to justify in the snowy North Pole.

i just want to say that i wrote this exactly one year ago.

They can’t make computers as intelligent as humans, but they can make humans as unthinking as computers.

Being vulgar isn’t the goal of roasting. EARNING CAMARADERIE IS THE POINT. You display the empathy to accurately asses others’ vulnerabilities, the craft to make fun at them without destroying underlying respect for their humanity, and you earn satisfaction of earning their esteem.