Kristina Wong
@kristinawong.bsky.social
🍆Guggenheim Fellow, Doris Duke Artist, Pulitzer Prize Finalist in Drama and the face that used to launch 1000 free meals off Tinder. www.KristinaWong.com 🧵🪡
Mamdani put a spell on Trump.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Mamdani put a spell on Trump.
Eric Adams endorsing Andrew Cuomo for Mayor is what water based temporary tattoos are to street cred.
October 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Eric Adams endorsing Andrew Cuomo for Mayor is what water based temporary tattoos are to street cred.
🤷♀️My spouse got these fancy French jewels for me from some "secret source" to melt down and sell off so that I can raise the last $1200 for my NY marathon charity. BUT FOR WHATEVER reason, he says I need to "lay low" and not sell for a few months.
🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
October 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
🤷♀️My spouse got these fancy French jewels for me from some "secret source" to melt down and sell off so that I can raise the last $1200 for my NY marathon charity. BUT FOR WHATEVER reason, he says I need to "lay low" and not sell for a few months.
🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
💎 My incredible spouse just gifted me with these antique jewels to celebrate two months of marriage. But why he’s closed all the window shades of our home and threw a ski mask in the trash?
May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
💎 My incredible spouse just gifted me with these antique jewels to celebrate two months of marriage. But why he’s closed all the window shades of our home and threw a ski mask in the trash?
May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
💵PROMISE: I WILL GIVE EVERY SINGLE THING I OWN TO CHARITY IF I AM ONE OF THE FIRST 1000 PEOPLE TO COMPLETE THE NYC MARATHON THIS YEAR.
My home! My money! My cat!
But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.
❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
My home! My money! My cat!
But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.
❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
💵PROMISE: I WILL GIVE EVERY SINGLE THING I OWN TO CHARITY IF I AM ONE OF THE FIRST 1000 PEOPLE TO COMPLETE THE NYC MARATHON THIS YEAR.
My home! My money! My cat!
But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.
❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
My home! My money! My cat!
But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.
❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
I didn't know a neck could have an inner and outer labia.
ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
October 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I didn't know a neck could have an inner and outer labia.
ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
I can't make the NO KINGS parade this Saturday because I'm keynoting at UCLA AASC's reunion celebration.
Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I can't make the NO KINGS parade this Saturday because I'm keynoting at UCLA AASC's reunion celebration.
Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
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@kristinawong.bsky.social hey my brother died and I need help for his cremation can you share my gofundme? Thanks gofund.me/aabcd21e5
Donate to Michael King, organized by Cherie Laiken King
Hello, my name is Cherie and my older brother Mike passed away around the weekend of August 22, 2025 a… Cherie Laiken King needs your support for Michael King
gofund.me
October 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@kristinawong.bsky.social hey my brother died and I need help for his cremation can you share my gofundme? Thanks gofund.me/aabcd21e5
Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize today. What a loser.
a man in a suit and tie says lllloser
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says lllloser
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize today. What a loser.
🏃♀️ I'm doing the NYC Marathon and trying to beat my worst marathon time of 10 hours 37 minutes. All money raised all goes to build a hospital in Kenya.
Please support me in doing something great (building hospital) and dumb (a marathon with legs that don't run)!
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
Please support me in doing something great (building hospital) and dumb (a marathon with legs that don't run)!
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
Kristina Wong
<p class="" data-start="0" data-end="107">I’m running (staggering through) the 2025 TCS New York City Marathon for SHOE4AFRICA!</p>
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shoe4africa.org
September 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🏃♀️ I'm doing the NYC Marathon and trying to beat my worst marathon time of 10 hours 37 minutes. All money raised all goes to build a hospital in Kenya.
Please support me in doing something great (building hospital) and dumb (a marathon with legs that don't run)!
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
Please support me in doing something great (building hospital) and dumb (a marathon with legs that don't run)!
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
We don’t need scary Halloween decor. We have news headlines.
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We don’t need scary Halloween decor. We have news headlines.
If I bring a Costco size bottles of Tylenol and peanuts to a schoolyard, am I actually an armed terrorist?
September 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If I bring a Costco size bottles of Tylenol and peanuts to a schoolyard, am I actually an armed terrorist?
👩🎓 I’m a guest at Harvard these next two days. Ever heard of it? It’s like a more prestigious Devry University.
My schedule:
calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
My schedule:
calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
September 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
👩🎓 I’m a guest at Harvard these next two days. Ever heard of it? It’s like a more prestigious Devry University.
My schedule:
calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
My schedule:
calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
The easiest way to make food insecurity go away is to stop measuring it. Sort of like if you stop Covid testing, nobody is getting it… that you know of.
Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity
www.nytimes.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The easiest way to make food insecurity go away is to stop measuring it. Sort of like if you stop Covid testing, nobody is getting it… that you know of.
Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
THE AUDIENCES IN BOSTON are LOVING THIS SHOW! One last show today at 2pm. "JUSTICE" gets 2 for 1 tix.
🎟 artsemerson.org/events/food-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLgP...
🎟 artsemerson.org/events/food-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLgP...
Boston, do not miss Food Bank Influencer!
YouTube video by ArtsEmerson
www.youtube.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
THE AUDIENCES IN BOSTON are LOVING THIS SHOW! One last show today at 2pm. "JUSTICE" gets 2 for 1 tix.
🎟 artsemerson.org/events/food-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLgP...
🎟 artsemerson.org/events/food-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLgP...
🧦 Boston! Four shows starting tonight at Arts Emerson’s Paramount Center.
KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer
The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!
🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE
🎟️ artsemerson.org
KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer
The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!
🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE
🎟️ artsemerson.org
September 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🧦 Boston! Four shows starting tonight at Arts Emerson’s Paramount Center.
KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer
The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!
🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE
🎟️ artsemerson.org
KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer
The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!
🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE
🎟️ artsemerson.org
Do not stop joking. If we stop joking then the fascists win.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Do not stop joking. If we stop joking then the fascists win.
Did America peak at Obama?
September 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Did America peak at Obama?
I must be a homicidal maniac because I watched the Jimmy Kimmel monologue and saw nothing wrong.
youtu.be/-j3YdxNSzTk?...
youtu.be/-j3YdxNSzTk?...
Trump Grieves By Talking About $200 Million Ballroom, MAGA Hits New Lows & Guillermo at the Emmys
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I must be a homicidal maniac because I watched the Jimmy Kimmel monologue and saw nothing wrong.
youtu.be/-j3YdxNSzTk?...
youtu.be/-j3YdxNSzTk?...
Jimmy Kimmel should have done the right thing and earnestly suggest all homeless people be euthanized instead.
September 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Jimmy Kimmel should have done the right thing and earnestly suggest all homeless people be euthanized instead.
Senate hearings are places where some people get to yell at other people who they will never change.
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Senate hearings are places where some people get to yell at other people who they will never change.
Am I late to the joke that Brian Kilmeade’s new name should be “Brian Killdahomeless-Whoopssorry”. ?
September 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Am I late to the joke that Brian Kilmeade’s new name should be “Brian Killdahomeless-Whoopssorry”. ?
This Charlie Kirk assassination must be serious because New Yorkers haven't yet put on the Tyler Robinson look-a-like contest yet.
September 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This Charlie Kirk assassination must be serious because New Yorkers haven't yet put on the Tyler Robinson look-a-like contest yet.
If there were no guns Charlie Kirk would be alive and just have a little bit of spit to wipe off his neck.
But you know, freedom rules I guess.
But you know, freedom rules I guess.
September 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If there were no guns Charlie Kirk would be alive and just have a little bit of spit to wipe off his neck.
But you know, freedom rules I guess.
But you know, freedom rules I guess.
How you going to blame the "liberal rhetoric" for Charlie Kirk's murder when we hate guns and can barely get our shit together to use our Yoga studio memberships?
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
How you going to blame the "liberal rhetoric" for Charlie Kirk's murder when we hate guns and can barely get our shit together to use our Yoga studio memberships?