Kristina Wong
@kristinawong.bsky.social
🍆Guggenheim Fellow, Doris Duke Artist, Pulitzer Prize Finalist in Drama and the face that used to launch 1000 free meals off Tinder. www.KristinaWong.com 🧵🪡
🤷♀️My spouse got these fancy French jewels for me from some "secret source" to melt down and sell off so that I can raise the last $1200 for my NY marathon charity. BUT FOR WHATEVER reason, he says I need to "lay low" and not sell for a few months.
🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
October 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
🤷♀️My spouse got these fancy French jewels for me from some "secret source" to melt down and sell off so that I can raise the last $1200 for my NY marathon charity. BUT FOR WHATEVER reason, he says I need to "lay low" and not sell for a few months.
🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
💎 My incredible spouse just gifted me with these antique jewels to celebrate two months of marriage. But why he’s closed all the window shades of our home and threw a ski mask in the trash?
May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
💎 My incredible spouse just gifted me with these antique jewels to celebrate two months of marriage. But why he’s closed all the window shades of our home and threw a ski mask in the trash?
May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
💵PROMISE: I WILL GIVE EVERY SINGLE THING I OWN TO CHARITY IF I AM ONE OF THE FIRST 1000 PEOPLE TO COMPLETE THE NYC MARATHON THIS YEAR.
My home! My money! My cat!
But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.
❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
My home! My money! My cat!
But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.
❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
💵PROMISE: I WILL GIVE EVERY SINGLE THING I OWN TO CHARITY IF I AM ONE OF THE FIRST 1000 PEOPLE TO COMPLETE THE NYC MARATHON THIS YEAR.
My home! My money! My cat!
But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.
❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
My home! My money! My cat!
But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.
❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
I didn't know a neck could have an inner and outer labia.
ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
October 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I didn't know a neck could have an inner and outer labia.
ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
I can't make the NO KINGS parade this Saturday because I'm keynoting at UCLA AASC's reunion celebration.
Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I can't make the NO KINGS parade this Saturday because I'm keynoting at UCLA AASC's reunion celebration.
Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
We don’t need scary Halloween decor. We have news headlines.
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We don’t need scary Halloween decor. We have news headlines.
👩🎓 I’m a guest at Harvard these next two days. Ever heard of it? It’s like a more prestigious Devry University.
My schedule:
calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
My schedule:
calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
September 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
👩🎓 I’m a guest at Harvard these next two days. Ever heard of it? It’s like a more prestigious Devry University.
My schedule:
calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
My schedule:
calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
🧦 Boston! Four shows starting tonight at Arts Emerson’s Paramount Center.
KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer
The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!
🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE
🎟️ artsemerson.org
KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer
The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!
🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE
🎟️ artsemerson.org
September 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🧦 Boston! Four shows starting tonight at Arts Emerson’s Paramount Center.
KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer
The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!
🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE
🎟️ artsemerson.org
KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer
The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!
🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE
🎟️ artsemerson.org
💔Lee Supercinski and I REALLY BADLY LOST this weird contest to be "America's Favorite Couple".
As AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE COUPLE and invite you to help Kristina meet her fundraising minimum for something that will happen-a cancer hospital in Kenya!
🧧🏃♀️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
As AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE COUPLE and invite you to help Kristina meet her fundraising minimum for something that will happen-a cancer hospital in Kenya!
🧧🏃♀️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
August 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
💔Lee Supercinski and I REALLY BADLY LOST this weird contest to be "America's Favorite Couple".
As AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE COUPLE and invite you to help Kristina meet her fundraising minimum for something that will happen-a cancer hospital in Kenya!
🧧🏃♀️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
As AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE COUPLE and invite you to help Kristina meet her fundraising minimum for something that will happen-a cancer hospital in Kenya!
🧧🏃♀️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
🤷♀️THIS COLDPLAY KISSCAM MOMENT is not only getting out of control, but I keep getting dragged into it.
This time the formal statement from that CEO's soon-to-be ex-wife includes a plug for my NYC Marathon run in November. UM, RANDOM. 🧧🏃♀️shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
This time the formal statement from that CEO's soon-to-be ex-wife includes a plug for my NYC Marathon run in November. UM, RANDOM. 🧧🏃♀️shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
July 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
🤷♀️THIS COLDPLAY KISSCAM MOMENT is not only getting out of control, but I keep getting dragged into it.
This time the formal statement from that CEO's soon-to-be ex-wife includes a plug for my NYC Marathon run in November. UM, RANDOM. 🧧🏃♀️shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
This time the formal statement from that CEO's soon-to-be ex-wife includes a plug for my NYC Marathon run in November. UM, RANDOM. 🧧🏃♀️shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/
🚨Big Ice raids Planned for MacArthur Park tomorrow MONDAY 7/7/25. Warn your people. Care for your people. Defend your people.🚨
July 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🚨Big Ice raids Planned for MacArthur Park tomorrow MONDAY 7/7/25. Warn your people. Care for your people. Defend your people.🚨
HAPPENING NOW IN PASADENA
ICE STAGING FAIR OAKS & ORANGE GROVE at VALLARTA
IF YOU ARE IN THE AREA, ALERT STREET VENDORS PLEASE!
Support needed at Jackie Robinson Park.
ICE STAGING FAIR OAKS & ORANGE GROVE at VALLARTA
IF YOU ARE IN THE AREA, ALERT STREET VENDORS PLEASE!
Support needed at Jackie Robinson Park.
June 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
HAPPENING NOW IN PASADENA
ICE STAGING FAIR OAKS & ORANGE GROVE at VALLARTA
IF YOU ARE IN THE AREA, ALERT STREET VENDORS PLEASE!
Support needed at Jackie Robinson Park.
ICE STAGING FAIR OAKS & ORANGE GROVE at VALLARTA
IF YOU ARE IN THE AREA, ALERT STREET VENDORS PLEASE!
Support needed at Jackie Robinson Park.
Let me know if you get Andrew Cuomo as your Uber driver.
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Let me know if you get Andrew Cuomo as your Uber driver.
HEAD TO UCLA AND STOP ICE. This was posted within the hour.
June 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
HEAD TO UCLA AND STOP ICE. This was posted within the hour.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. LOS ANGELES CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH TRAUMA.
Now I gotta hide my couch in addition to my neighbors!?
Now I gotta hide my couch in addition to my neighbors!?
June 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. LOS ANGELES CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH TRAUMA.
Now I gotta hide my couch in addition to my neighbors!?
Now I gotta hide my couch in addition to my neighbors!?
#NoKings Pasadena was packed for blocks yesterday!
My sign says “These ICE RAIDS aren’t distracting me from Trump in the Epstein Files”
And “The ONLY place to deploy 700 Marines is Grindr”
My sign says “These ICE RAIDS aren’t distracting me from Trump in the Epstein Files”
And “The ONLY place to deploy 700 Marines is Grindr”
June 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#NoKings Pasadena was packed for blocks yesterday!
My sign says “These ICE RAIDS aren’t distracting me from Trump in the Epstein Files”
And “The ONLY place to deploy 700 Marines is Grindr”
My sign says “These ICE RAIDS aren’t distracting me from Trump in the Epstein Files”
And “The ONLY place to deploy 700 Marines is Grindr”
❤️Spent eight hours at McKenna Theatre yesterday getting teched up for 🛒❤️"Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer" at San Francisco State University! Free! ❤️🎟️
Show is today at 3:30pm and then goes to sleep until a few TBA shows in the Fall! www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
Show is today at 3:30pm and then goes to sleep until a few TBA shows in the Fall! www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
May 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
❤️Spent eight hours at McKenna Theatre yesterday getting teched up for 🛒❤️"Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer" at San Francisco State University! Free! ❤️🎟️
Show is today at 3:30pm and then goes to sleep until a few TBA shows in the Fall! www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
Show is today at 3:30pm and then goes to sleep until a few TBA shows in the Fall! www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
My dream was to make this show cheap or free to attend so there would be no barriers to entry and give out supplemental groceries after. It’s so far, coming true but these cuts to arts funding have me wondering what the future will hold for the arts and access.
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
May 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My dream was to make this show cheap or free to attend so there would be no barriers to entry and give out supplemental groceries after. It’s so far, coming true but these cuts to arts funding have me wondering what the future will hold for the arts and access.
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
Is this a bad time for me to lobby for my career transition?
April 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Is this a bad time for me to lobby for my career transition?
🛒❤️Look at the cute flyer for my show May 5 at San Francisco State at 3:30pm!!! FREE EVERYTHING! FREE SHOW AND FREE SUPPLEMENTAL GROCERIES AFTER!
🎟You can RSVP to the eventbrite here: www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
🎟You can RSVP to the eventbrite here: www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
April 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
🛒❤️Look at the cute flyer for my show May 5 at San Francisco State at 3:30pm!!! FREE EVERYTHING! FREE SHOW AND FREE SUPPLEMENTAL GROCERIES AFTER!
🎟You can RSVP to the eventbrite here: www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
🎟You can RSVP to the eventbrite here: www.eventbrite.com/e/foodbankin...
🚨SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY! I am doing a one off performance of "Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer" on May 5! 3:30pm at McKenna Theater. This is on a Monday afternoon! Everyone is welcome! It's a 700 seat theater! Come on in, it's FREE!
🛒Free supplemental groceries!
🛒Free supplemental groceries!
April 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
🚨SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY! I am doing a one off performance of "Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer" on May 5! 3:30pm at McKenna Theater. This is on a Monday afternoon! Everyone is welcome! It's a 700 seat theater! Come on in, it's FREE!
🛒Free supplemental groceries!
🛒Free supplemental groceries!
When baseball players retire, they turn into 1980s used car salesmen.
March 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
When baseball players retire, they turn into 1980s used car salesmen.
🚨CONFESSION: I TOO WAS SOMEHOW INCLUDED ON THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S SIGNAL GROUP CHAT ABOUT WAR PLANS WITH YEMEN.🚨
I used the opportunity for self-promotion of my show ASU Gammage on April 5! Still not sure if Mike Walz bought his ticket yet.
🎟 asugammage.com/kristinawong
I used the opportunity for self-promotion of my show ASU Gammage on April 5! Still not sure if Mike Walz bought his ticket yet.
🎟 asugammage.com/kristinawong
March 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
🚨CONFESSION: I TOO WAS SOMEHOW INCLUDED ON THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S SIGNAL GROUP CHAT ABOUT WAR PLANS WITH YEMEN.🚨
I used the opportunity for self-promotion of my show ASU Gammage on April 5! Still not sure if Mike Walz bought his ticket yet.
🎟 asugammage.com/kristinawong
I used the opportunity for self-promotion of my show ASU Gammage on April 5! Still not sure if Mike Walz bought his ticket yet.
🎟 asugammage.com/kristinawong
Whoopsie, put the editor from the Atlantic on the Signal thread about bombing Yemen.
BUT HER EMAILS!!!!
BUT HER EMAILS!!!!
March 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Whoopsie, put the editor from the Atlantic on the Signal thread about bombing Yemen.
BUT HER EMAILS!!!!
BUT HER EMAILS!!!!
Instead of spending $921 to see Othello on Broadway, buy a flight ✈️ to Tempe and a $25 ticket to “Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer” at ASU Gammage and you will get to take groceries home after! What a deal!!
🎟️https://www.asugammage.com/kristinawong
🎟️https://www.asugammage.com/kristinawong
March 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Instead of spending $921 to see Othello on Broadway, buy a flight ✈️ to Tempe and a $25 ticket to “Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer” at ASU Gammage and you will get to take groceries home after! What a deal!!
🎟️https://www.asugammage.com/kristinawong
🎟️https://www.asugammage.com/kristinawong