Krister Rollins
@kristerrollins.bsky.social
I like rule-of-three jokes, the oxford comma and irony.
Happy bjirthday, Björk!
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Happy bjirthday, Björk!
yes girl, coin the phrase "sour grapes"
i like a lady that's foxy. in that she gets bitter about not being able to reach grapes like in the classic aesop fable
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
yes girl, coin the phrase "sour grapes"
The way that my mom’s dog eats my dog’s poop makes me rethink my dog’s diet. Like why is this so difficult for her. Why is she chewing so hard.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The way that my mom’s dog eats my dog’s poop makes me rethink my dog’s diet. Like why is this so difficult for her. Why is she chewing so hard.
i like a lady that's foxy. in that she gets bitter about not being able to reach grapes like in the classic aesop fable
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
i like a lady that's foxy. in that she gets bitter about not being able to reach grapes like in the classic aesop fable
literally a plot line in Rodriguez' "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"
A drug kingpin who faked his own death, changed his name and underwent surgeries to alter his appearance has been arrested in Spain.
A Drug Kingpin Who Faked His Own Death and Fled Justice Runs Out of Luck
Wilmer Chavarria was arrested in Spain after running his alleged drug operation from abroad for four years.
on.wsj.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
literally a plot line in Rodriguez' "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"
"That's a push pin," insists LL Cool J, "don't call it a thumb tack."
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"That's a push pin," insists LL Cool J, "don't call it a thumb tack."
59 million Americans alive today were alive for this
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
59 million Americans alive today were alive for this
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personally I would never delve too greedily or too deep
February 2, 2024 at 1:46 AM
personally I would never delve too greedily or too deep
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
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They climbed higher, and they heard a loud noise. Many large stones were rolling down the mountain. “It’s an avalanche!” cried Toad.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
They climbed higher, and they heard a loud noise. Many large stones were rolling down the mountain. “It’s an avalanche!” cried Toad.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
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This is a really remarkable piece of writing and in its particulars it describes so, so many people
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is a really remarkable piece of writing and in its particulars it describes so, so many people
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shout out to my grandpa. he's deaf as hell
April 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
shout out to my grandpa. he's deaf as hell
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Pauly Shore sounds like you're confident in a parrot's name
February 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Pauly Shore sounds like you're confident in a parrot's name
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My urinal was designed by the famous architect I.M. Pee
February 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My urinal was designed by the famous architect I.M. Pee
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Every blanket's a sham if you got it on the black market
February 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Every blanket's a sham if you got it on the black market
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Congratulations on going to bed on time! New skill acquired. You have unlocked: Still Tired
May 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Congratulations on going to bed on time! New skill acquired. You have unlocked: Still Tired
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My heart is so full today! My cardiologist is deeply concerned.
June 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My heart is so full today! My cardiologist is deeply concerned.
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It's sad and it's sweet
and I knew it complete
when i wore a younger man's clothes
for i am a wizened old warlock
and the clothes give me powers of the mind
and I knew it complete
when i wore a younger man's clothes
for i am a wizened old warlock
and the clothes give me powers of the mind
June 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's sad and it's sweet
and I knew it complete
when i wore a younger man's clothes
for i am a wizened old warlock
and the clothes give me powers of the mind
and I knew it complete
when i wore a younger man's clothes
for i am a wizened old warlock
and the clothes give me powers of the mind
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youth pastor: the bible tells us of another man who had "no cap," but he did have a crown of thorns
June 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
youth pastor: the bible tells us of another man who had "no cap," but he did have a crown of thorns