@kristalitoschutz.bsky.social
Canadian// Chilean
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☆~they//them//she//her~☆
your local chaotic barista
⛓️bleeeeeggggghhh⛓️
☆~they//them//she//her~☆
your local chaotic barista
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February 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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My stomach tries to kill me if I eat foods that have food in them.
February 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My stomach tries to kill me if I eat foods that have food in them.
I stretched and my whole body cracked like a glow stick .
February 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I stretched and my whole body cracked like a glow stick .
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Make bachelor apartments affordable again!!!!
February 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Make bachelor apartments affordable again!!!!
itching for a new tattoooooo
February 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
itching for a new tattoooooo
Wahhhhhooooo💫
February 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wahhhhhooooo💫
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my pup was taking a poo when I took this 💫
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my pup was taking a poo when I took this 💫
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If your joints are making weird noises, make louder noises to assert dominance
February 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If your joints are making weird noises, make louder noises to assert dominance
why is leaving the house now not a good time 👀
February 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
why is leaving the house now not a good time 👀
💫 internally screaming 💫
February 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
💫 internally screaming 💫
✨ naturally disgruntled ✨
February 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
✨ naturally disgruntled ✨
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People without at least one chronic illness make me nervous. What are you so healthy about?
February 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
People without at least one chronic illness make me nervous. What are you so healthy about?
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
my fiancé makes magical bread, all vegan tooo ✨️🥖🥐🍞
January 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
my fiancé makes magical bread, all vegan tooo ✨️🥖🥐🍞
toot toot
January 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
toot toot
well, i've learned that if you sleep with your head towards the window, you'll get night terrors that almost feel real , weee🌈
January 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
well, i've learned that if you sleep with your head towards the window, you'll get night terrors that almost feel real , weee🌈
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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If/when Donald declines beyond the point of competency or passes away, they're just going to Weekend At Bernie's him as long as possible.
January 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If/when Donald declines beyond the point of competency or passes away, they're just going to Weekend At Bernie's him as long as possible.
how my fiance & i felt while being at Costco for the first time 👀
January 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
how my fiance & i felt while being at Costco for the first time 👀
dunno what my organs are going through today, but my burps sound like growls to a grindcore song 🫧
January 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
dunno what my organs are going through today, but my burps sound like growls to a grindcore song 🫧