Krista S. Jacobsen
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Krista S. Jacobsen
@kristajacobsen.bsky.social
Patent attorney, EE, pilot, child-free cat lady, knitter. Can't believe I'm witnessing the collapse of the USA. Voted for the lady (2x). 💙 Climate destabilization is real and will kill us if the 47 administration doesn't.
Career arsonist burned in own fire apologizes for being career arsonist.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Those Scientologists are creepy AF
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I haaaaaaate Adam Sandler. Not funny, not cute, just annoying AF
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Right, I think they need to consult urban dictionary stat!
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Coincidentally, I scraped my ear on a tree branch branch in the yard earlier this year, and it was WEEKS before it healed. And I am DECADES younger than that motherfucker. No way in hell he was even grazed by a bullet. Completely staged.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I enjoy so much how they love the free market right up until it doesn't give them exactly what they wanted.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"So instead of sticking it out and holding the line, I'm gonna resign and let his appoint some unqualified but loyalist hack."
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
They don't like getting what they voted for?
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's not doing any good, because they keep showing me more ICE ads, but it gives me a tiny bit of joy to report them.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I keep getting ads for ICE on LinkedIn, and every time I report the ad as being against community guidelines because it's advertising a terrorist or extremist organization.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He is such a fucking moron
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Whenever I see the word "firebrand," I know it's about a horrible person. Nobody decent is ever labeled a "firebrand."
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Have a bottle of Veuve chilling in the fridge for this day!
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Never been prouder to be a Californian. I'm so scarred from the past year that I doubted it would pass.
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Where do I sign up?
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Without professors or some equivalent, how will students know enough to detect when AI is hallucinating? If there's one thing AI excels at, it's being 100% confident in presenting objectively wrong information.
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That vagineck is really something.
October 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I miss the days when SCOTUS justices didn't appear on Faux News. Or anywhere, really. Like, I couldn't have named more than half of them.
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM