Krista S. Jacobsen
@kristajacobsen.bsky.social
Patent attorney, EE, pilot, child-free cat lady, knitter. Can't believe I'm witnessing the collapse of the USA. Voted for the lady (2x). 💙 Climate destabilization is real and will kill us if the 47 administration doesn't.
Pinned
Ordinarily, when I'm unhappy with the results of a Presidential election, I take comfort in the fact that it'll be 80% okay and 20% repairable fuckery.
Not this time. It's going to be 100% fuckery, and I don't think it will be repairable.
I'm still so sad.
Not this time. It's going to be 100% fuckery, and I don't think it will be repairable.
I'm still so sad.
Because there's so much bad and evil in the world right now, please enjoy these photos and videos of my two little babies from this year. One girl, one boy. They both took off shortly after emerging from their chrysalises.
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Because there's so much bad and evil in the world right now, please enjoy these photos and videos of my two little babies from this year. One girl, one boy. They both took off shortly after emerging from their chrysalises.
A story in two images:
October 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A story in two images:
Sorry, rich people. Your Bentley SUV is ugly and looks cheap.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sorry, rich people. Your Bentley SUV is ugly and looks cheap.
I'd like to thank Disney for being complete asshats and forcing me to go out and buy the DVDs of the one show I watched on repeat on Hulu. For about the cost of 2 months of Hulu, I now own all seasons of White Collar forever. And the DVDs have bonus material. Win! No need to resubscribe. EVER.
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'd like to thank Disney for being complete asshats and forcing me to go out and buy the DVDs of the one show I watched on repeat on Hulu. For about the cost of 2 months of Hulu, I now own all seasons of White Collar forever. And the DVDs have bonus material. Win! No need to resubscribe. EVER.
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out!
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out!
From the bottom of my heart:
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
From the bottom of my heart:
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
People who drive Teslas that look like this in the front: Just know that I am judging you HARSHLY and concluding that you are a Nazi and/or a fascist yourself, or you are A-OK with people who are both of those things.
You're despicable either way.
You're despicable either way.
August 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
People who drive Teslas that look like this in the front: Just know that I am judging you HARSHLY and concluding that you are a Nazi and/or a fascist yourself, or you are A-OK with people who are both of those things.
You're despicable either way.
You're despicable either way.
Deleted the CBS app from my phone.
July 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Deleted the CBS app from my phone.
A poem, by Pam Bondi:
This Is Just To Say
I have hidden
the file
that was on
my desktop
and which
you were certainly
named in
with Epstein
You owe me
it was appalling
so young
and so raped
(Just kidding! She'd never say it was appalling.)
This Is Just To Say
I have hidden
the file
that was on
my desktop
and which
you were certainly
named in
with Epstein
You owe me
it was appalling
so young
and so raped
(Just kidding! She'd never say it was appalling.)
July 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A poem, by Pam Bondi:
This Is Just To Say
I have hidden
the file
that was on
my desktop
and which
you were certainly
named in
with Epstein
You owe me
it was appalling
so young
and so raped
(Just kidding! She'd never say it was appalling.)
This Is Just To Say
I have hidden
the file
that was on
my desktop
and which
you were certainly
named in
with Epstein
You owe me
it was appalling
so young
and so raped
(Just kidding! She'd never say it was appalling.)
"Mr. Trump on Sunday told reporters he would visit Texas 'probably on Friday,' noting he had wanted to go Sunday but would have been 'in their way.'"
And he had a tee time.
And he had a tee time.
July 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Mr. Trump on Sunday told reporters he would visit Texas 'probably on Friday,' noting he had wanted to go Sunday but would have been 'in their way.'"
And he had a tee time.
And he had a tee time.
Periodic reminder that those ghouls at Meta monitor(ed) the Insta accounts of teenage girls in order to serve up an ad for a beauty product whenever those girls delete(d) a selfie.
In return, I deleted my eyeballs from all Meta products.
In return, I deleted my eyeballs from all Meta products.
July 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Periodic reminder that those ghouls at Meta monitor(ed) the Insta accounts of teenage girls in order to serve up an ad for a beauty product whenever those girls delete(d) a selfie.
In return, I deleted my eyeballs from all Meta products.
In return, I deleted my eyeballs from all Meta products.
This is so cool!
This Outrageously Pretty Purple Tile Is Actually Made Out of Sea Urchins — Sunset
If you're a surfer or avid tidepooler, you likely have been irked by the reality of a sea urchin prick. But there's more reason to dislike these little purple pincushions, which have taken over kelp f...
apple.news
July 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is so cool!
Judge Luttig calling a spade a spade.
Or a Constitutional traitor a Constitutional traitor, as the case may be.
Or a Constitutional traitor a Constitutional traitor, as the case may be.
John Roberts criticized by conservative ex-judge for ‘unforgivable reticence’ about Trump
J Michael Luttig tells how ‘disappointed’ he is in his friend the chief justice for not taking a stand against the president
www.theguardian.com
July 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Judge Luttig calling a spade a spade.
Or a Constitutional traitor a Constitutional traitor, as the case may be.
Or a Constitutional traitor a Constitutional traitor, as the case may be.
I just cannot with these people. Literally the worst people to have positions of power and responsibility.
July 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I just cannot with these people. Literally the worst people to have positions of power and responsibility.
Reposted by Krista S. Jacobsen
It will never not shock me that the President of the United States is a convicted felon.
Just 20 years ago, I would have said that such a thing could never happen here, but now we're a shithole country on par with the most corrupt countries in the world.
So glad my dad did not have to see this.
Just 20 years ago, I would have said that such a thing could never happen here, but now we're a shithole country on par with the most corrupt countries in the world.
So glad my dad did not have to see this.
June 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It will never not shock me that the President of the United States is a convicted felon.
Just 20 years ago, I would have said that such a thing could never happen here, but now we're a shithole country on par with the most corrupt countries in the world.
So glad my dad did not have to see this.
Just 20 years ago, I would have said that such a thing could never happen here, but now we're a shithole country on par with the most corrupt countries in the world.
So glad my dad did not have to see this.
Scammers: When you send me emails intending to inform me that you have done something nefarious to my computador, please send them in English because I don't remember enough of my high school Español to understand, and I'm too lazy to copy/paste your shit into Google translate. Know your customer!
June 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Scammers: When you send me emails intending to inform me that you have done something nefarious to my computador, please send them in English because I don't remember enough of my high school Español to understand, and I'm too lazy to copy/paste your shit into Google translate. Know your customer!
Pretty much everything in the world is terrible right now, so please enjoy this picture of Lucy, who apparently fell asleep this evening while pondering something very deep.
June 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pretty much everything in the world is terrible right now, so please enjoy this picture of Lucy, who apparently fell asleep this evening while pondering something very deep.
Once again, I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure his employer does not handle any of my money.
June 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Once again, I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure his employer does not handle any of my money.
I cannot believe that people are still buying new Teslas. They're the ones with this front.
I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!
I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!
May 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I cannot believe that people are still buying new Teslas. They're the ones with this front.
I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!
I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!
Reposted by Krista S. Jacobsen
What radicalized you?
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What radicalized you?
Reading a translation of a Chinese patent and it contains the phrase "chimes of doom," which would be an excellent name for a band.
May 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reading a translation of a Chinese patent and it contains the phrase "chimes of doom," which would be an excellent name for a band.
Dear cancer,
Wrong President.
Wrong President.
May 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dear cancer,
Wrong President.
Wrong President.
Meanwhile, in Switzerland....
Fowl play: flying duck caught in Swiss speed trap believed to be repeat offender
Image shows mallard snapped at 52km/h in same 30km/h zone as a duck on the same day seven years ago
www.theguardian.com
May 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Meanwhile, in Switzerland....