Krista S. Jacobsen
@kristajacobsen.bsky.social
Patent attorney, EE, pilot, child-free cat lady, knitter. Can't believe I'm witnessing the collapse of the USA. Voted for the lady (2x). 💙 Climate destabilization is real and will kill us if the 47 administration doesn't.
Because there's so much bad and evil in the world right now, please enjoy these photos and videos of my two little babies from this year. One girl, one boy. They both took off shortly after emerging from their chrysalises.
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Because there's so much bad and evil in the world right now, please enjoy these photos and videos of my two little babies from this year. One girl, one boy. They both took off shortly after emerging from their chrysalises.
A story in two images:
October 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A story in two images:
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out!
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out!
From the bottom of my heart:
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
From the bottom of my heart:
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
People who drive Teslas that look like this in the front: Just know that I am judging you HARSHLY and concluding that you are a Nazi and/or a fascist yourself, or you are A-OK with people who are both of those things.
You're despicable either way.
You're despicable either way.
August 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
People who drive Teslas that look like this in the front: Just know that I am judging you HARSHLY and concluding that you are a Nazi and/or a fascist yourself, or you are A-OK with people who are both of those things.
You're despicable either way.
You're despicable either way.
Pretty much everything in the world is terrible right now, so please enjoy this picture of Lucy, who apparently fell asleep this evening while pondering something very deep.
June 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pretty much everything in the world is terrible right now, so please enjoy this picture of Lucy, who apparently fell asleep this evening while pondering something very deep.
Yes! It's her catio. I had it put in 4 years ago and she LOVES it. I highly recommend doing it if you can! The only downside is that I have to give her flea and tick medication once a month, but it's worth it.
Lucy is also a rescue. Though she rescued me just as much!
Lucy is also a rescue. Though she rescued me just as much!
June 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yes! It's her catio. I had it put in 4 years ago and she LOVES it. I highly recommend doing it if you can! The only downside is that I have to give her flea and tick medication once a month, but it's worth it.
Lucy is also a rescue. Though she rescued me just as much!
Lucy is also a rescue. Though she rescued me just as much!
Once again, I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure his employer does not handle any of my money.
June 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Once again, I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure his employer does not handle any of my money.
I cannot believe that people are still buying new Teslas. They're the ones with this front.
I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!
I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!
May 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I cannot believe that people are still buying new Teslas. They're the ones with this front.
I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!
I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!
The summary of the book is essentially, "Everything happening now is Biden's fault." How MAGA of them.
JFC. Tapper will go down as an enabler of the worst administration in history.
JFC. Tapper will go down as an enabler of the worst administration in history.
May 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The summary of the book is essentially, "Everything happening now is Biden's fault." How MAGA of them.
JFC. Tapper will go down as an enabler of the worst administration in history.
JFC. Tapper will go down as an enabler of the worst administration in history.
I teach a couple of law school classes, and in recent years it's been obvious that some students are letting AI write their assignments. I know they're pressed for time, but AI will not be available for the bar exam. I'll be using this quote to kick off an AI discussion in the fall.
May 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I teach a couple of law school classes, and in recent years it's been obvious that some students are letting AI write their assignments. I know they're pressed for time, but AI will not be available for the bar exam. I'll be using this quote to kick off an AI discussion in the fall.
I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure he handles nothing for me.
May 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure he handles nothing for me.
Hey McDonalds, you dolts,
it's not consumers reigning in spending, as this article says. It's consumers spending elsewhere due to your association with and support of an aspiring dictator. I am vegetarian but used to dig your fries. No more.
it's not consumers reigning in spending, as this article says. It's consumers spending elsewhere due to your association with and support of an aspiring dictator. I am vegetarian but used to dig your fries. No more.
May 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey McDonalds, you dolts,
it's not consumers reigning in spending, as this article says. It's consumers spending elsewhere due to your association with and support of an aspiring dictator. I am vegetarian but used to dig your fries. No more.
it's not consumers reigning in spending, as this article says. It's consumers spending elsewhere due to your association with and support of an aspiring dictator. I am vegetarian but used to dig your fries. No more.
Kitty's sitters do the same so Person misses Kitty even more!
April 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Kitty's sitters do the same so Person misses Kitty even more!
@oldladywithcat.bsky.social Lucy Mae is enjoying her catio this lovely afternoon.
April 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@oldladywithcat.bsky.social Lucy Mae is enjoying her catio this lovely afternoon.
SO
MUCH
WINNING!!!!!
MUCH
WINNING!!!!!
April 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
SO
MUCH
WINNING!!!!!
MUCH
WINNING!!!!!
Will companies ever realize that pissing off your customer base is not a good strategy?
March 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Will companies ever realize that pissing off your customer base is not a good strategy?