Only one paw. The other three are busy juggling and picking locks and stuff

Too much time spent chasing the electorate rather than leading them by doing what needs to be done.

A hopeful message to finish. The problems with the UK economy are many, but most of them are solvable, because they are the result of sustained poor policy choices. These policy mistakes have left scars, and some of the damage is irreversible, but the majority of it can be recovered.

More to the point, America wants our malcontents. Let’s take advantage of this before they meet them!

I need it to get really fucking clear that letting these people run the world is why the world is a fucking disaster. And the comfortable class needs to hear that most of all.
3/n

To be fair, neither of them takes very long, but technically the salsa needs more ingredients, which means a trip to Lidl tomorrow

They're over the abyss at this point. The election is just four years away and they have to focus on that rather than effective governance

I actually think countries should subsidise travel between their place of residence and their home country for citizens abroad. There should be grants

It’s not really capturing the essence of being wild if you’re being gawped at by people leaving Asda while you’re doing it

Worse still, they are literally paving the way for Reform to lean more right than ever in order to ensure that their policies are distinct from Labour's. It's almost like the entire political establishment in England is an exercise in shifting the Overton Window to benefit the rich...wait...