Krautus
@krautus.bsky.social
Wannabe Crit Care Guy™️, 60% caffeine by volume
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Lookie here American Board of Pediatrics, no matter how many times you ask me to diagnose a teenage girl with "psychogenic" anything, imma choose an organic cause.
Every. Time. You. Post. THAT. Question.
Every. Time. You. Post. THAT. Question.
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lookie here American Board of Pediatrics, no matter how many times you ask me to diagnose a teenage girl with "psychogenic" anything, imma choose an organic cause.
Every. Time. You. Post. THAT. Question.
Every. Time. You. Post. THAT. Question.
Was supposed to learn songs for band practice, learned the new Paul Gilbert song instead, AMA
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Was supposed to learn songs for band practice, learned the new Paul Gilbert song instead, AMA
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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mir scheint ihr habt schon länger nicht mehr eure heights gewuthered
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
mir scheint ihr habt schon länger nicht mehr eure heights gewuthered
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Nori update AND Gyoza update
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Nori update AND Gyoza update
Some days pediatric anesthesia is fun and educative and some days a kid nearly fucking dies and you don't get to choose which
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Some days pediatric anesthesia is fun and educative and some days a kid nearly fucking dies and you don't get to choose which
HE DOESN'T MISS FOLKS open.spotify.com/intl-de/trac...
Go Not Thither
open.spotify.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
HE DOESN'T MISS FOLKS open.spotify.com/intl-de/trac...
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In dieser Folge widmen wir uns einem speziellen Thema, nämlich der Versorgung einer wirklich anspruchsvollen Patientengruppe: Früh- und Neugeborene!
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
In dieser Folge widmen wir uns einem speziellen Thema, nämlich der Versorgung einer wirklich anspruchsvollen Patientengruppe: Früh- und Neugeborene!
New PG album tomorrow let's go
www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...
www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...
Watch the full song at tomorrow's premiere 10AM EST / 4PM CET. I'll be in the live chat!
YouTube video by Paul Gilbert
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New PG album tomorrow let's go
www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...
www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...
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🧠Tipps and Tricks bei der präklinischen Schlaganfallversorgung
1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“
2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie)
3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben
#Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd
1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“
2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie)
3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben
#Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🧠Tipps and Tricks bei der präklinischen Schlaganfallversorgung
1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“
2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie)
3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben
#Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd
1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“
2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie)
3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben
#Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd
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Individualized PEEP:
Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3?
Maybe!
Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3?
Maybe!
Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Identifying Optimal Positive End-Expiratory Pressure by Body Mass Index Does Not Account for Natural Physiologic Variability in Pleural Pressure
Mechanical ventilation and selecting optimal positive end-expiratory pressure (PEEP) in patients across a wide range of body mass indexes (BMI) is cha…
www.sciencedirect.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Individualized PEEP:
Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3?
Maybe!
Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3?
Maybe!
Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Es gibt ja immer Mal wieder Gelegenheit, den Unterschied zu erkennen zwischen solchen Kollegen, die Medizin studiert haben und solchen, die Arzt geworden sind.
Gendern überflüssig.
#SterbenmitStreeck
Gendern überflüssig.
#SterbenmitStreeck
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Es gibt ja immer Mal wieder Gelegenheit, den Unterschied zu erkennen zwischen solchen Kollegen, die Medizin studiert haben und solchen, die Arzt geworden sind.
Gendern überflüssig.
#SterbenmitStreeck
Gendern überflüssig.
#SterbenmitStreeck
Myocardial stunning: the moment of silence when your patient's CO suddenly goes down the drain
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Myocardial stunning: the moment of silence when your patient's CO suddenly goes down the drain
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The way Ranka Lee looks at Sheryl Nome, like if you agree
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The way Ranka Lee looks at Sheryl Nome, like if you agree
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i owe so many video game designers an apology
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i owe so many video game designers an apology
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Lil’ Ghost, Lil’ Ghost one I’m scared of the most, can you scare me a little bit of love? 🎶🎃
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Lil’ Ghost, Lil’ Ghost one I’m scared of the most, can you scare me a little bit of love? 🎶🎃
Jesus Christ just spend time at the bedside
Role of AI in ICU decision-making for severe infections
➡️ AI and large language models are emerging tools for infection prediction and antibiotic guidance
➡️ Promise is high, but interpretability, bias, and ethics remain key challenges
CCR Journal Watch
criticalcarereviews.com/latest-evide...
➡️ AI and large language models are emerging tools for infection prediction and antibiotic guidance
➡️ Promise is high, but interpretability, bias, and ethics remain key challenges
CCR Journal Watch
criticalcarereviews.com/latest-evide...
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jesus Christ just spend time at the bedside
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Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!🎃
May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘
May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!🎃
May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘
May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘
Ich in Dienststunde 22 3/4, 10 Stunden nach der letzten Pinkelpause: hallo ich kann nicht mehr geradeaus schauen darf ich ihnen noch schnell am Rückenmark rumstochern
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ich in Dienststunde 22 3/4, 10 Stunden nach der letzten Pinkelpause: hallo ich kann nicht mehr geradeaus schauen darf ich ihnen noch schnell am Rückenmark rumstochern
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bestseller this year i hear
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bestseller this year i hear
Show of hands, who here had a patient with a history of penicillin allergy actually react to a different beta-lactam?
(and if so, was it a clinically relevant reaction?)
(and if so, was it a clinically relevant reaction?)
I continue to be shocked by how PCN allergies are misunderstood
This is from UpToDate on neutropenic fever
It's wrong
With PCN allergy, you can absolutely use cefepime, piptazo, or meropenem
The R-chain structure that determines allergy is different
emcrit.org/ibcc/penicil... #EMIMCC #IDsky
This is from UpToDate on neutropenic fever
It's wrong
With PCN allergy, you can absolutely use cefepime, piptazo, or meropenem
The R-chain structure that determines allergy is different
emcrit.org/ibcc/penicil... #EMIMCC #IDsky
October 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Show of hands, who here had a patient with a history of penicillin allergy actually react to a different beta-lactam?
(and if so, was it a clinically relevant reaction?)
(and if so, was it a clinically relevant reaction?)
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Largest ever study of peripheral 23.4% NaCl with 863 administrations 😀
Some extravasation did occur, but it *didn't* lead to any major problems (tissue necrosis etc)
If someone is having an ICP crisis, you should worry about their BRAIN and not their ARM - their arm will be fine #EMIMCC
Some extravasation did occur, but it *didn't* lead to any major problems (tissue necrosis etc)
If someone is having an ICP crisis, you should worry about their BRAIN and not their ARM - their arm will be fine #EMIMCC
Silva et al: Safety of Peripherally Administered 23.4% Sodium Chloride
Link: link.springer.com/ar...
@neurocritical #neurocritcare
Link: link.springer.com/ar...
@neurocritical #neurocritcare
Safety of Peripherally Administered 23.4% Sodium Chloride
Neurocritical Care - For patients with increased intracranial pressure, prompt initiation of hyperosmolar therapy with 23.4% sodium chloride may minimize permanent neurological damage and prevent...
link.springer.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Largest ever study of peripheral 23.4% NaCl with 863 administrations 😀
Some extravasation did occur, but it *didn't* lead to any major problems (tissue necrosis etc)
If someone is having an ICP crisis, you should worry about their BRAIN and not their ARM - their arm will be fine #EMIMCC
Some extravasation did occur, but it *didn't* lead to any major problems (tissue necrosis etc)
If someone is having an ICP crisis, you should worry about their BRAIN and not their ARM - their arm will be fine #EMIMCC
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If you ever want to make sure the surgeon is paying attention, loudly say “OH MY GOD HE’S NOT BREATHING” in the middle of a general anesthesia case
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you ever want to make sure the surgeon is paying attention, loudly say “OH MY GOD HE’S NOT BREATHING” in the middle of a general anesthesia case