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KratzALot
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Resident Paladin. Part-time Division agent. I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing, but I'm sure I'll figure it out.
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This comics took me WAY longer than it took to defeat Cazador. This was probably my easiest Act 3 fight so far lol
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
This is a comics about defeating Cazador Szarr, Astarion's Master in Baldur's Gate 3. First panel shows Laezel, me as a lemur bard and Astarion discussing Cazador's weaknesses over a blueprint. Gale suggests to cast sunlight on Cazador, but he's reminded that he has the same HP as a paper sheet and he's an aggro magnet. Next panel: Karlach suggests mirrors so Gale can stay away from the fight and the mirrors can direct the sunbeam right on Cazador. Astarion judges the option "ridiculous" because since he's a vampire, he has a grudge against mirrors. Next panel, bard lemur suggests "the full concentrated power of the sun, aka a magnifying glass. She offers to dig a hole in the ground and open the heavy curtains to allow the sunlight to pierce through. Next panel shows bard lemur trying to burn Cazador with the magnifying glass, but he barely reacts and looks at her, jaded. Astarion: "you're going to need a bigger glass darling, he's an extremely powerful vampire on his way to ascend." Next panel: Shadowheart offers her help in something that also casts the light of the sun. She doesn't say what, only to trust her. Next panel: She casts moonbeam. Next panel: Cazador is hit by the moonbeam and starts burning, surprised and in distress. Next panel: Cazador: "You fool, I can just step OUT of your STUPID beam!" he says, doing so. Next: Shadowheart answers "yeah but I can also move it at my will" and she proceeds to move it on Cazador each time he moves, resulting in a lot of damage. Next: Shadowheart casts Sanctuary so no one can hurt her. Astarion is impressed by this level of bullying and tells her "I didn't know you had it in you!" Next: Astarion is relieved and freed of his master, moved to tears Next: Astarion: "AND NOW I WILL ASCE-" The entire party yells "NO !" Last panel: Astarion is tied up in ropes in a puddle of Cazador's blood as the lemur checks his quest out of her quest roll.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Remember, folks.
First image: From the Simpsons, a bus driver looking ahead as he drives, saying “Don’t make me tap the sign” Second image: A closeup of his hand, tapping the sign. Text altered by me to say “If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.”
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Using ChatGPT
edithcharles.bsky.social Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Hang it in the Louvre!
October 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Captain Raymond Holt, Kevin Cozner, and Jake Peralta from the TV show Brooklyn 99
September 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The comic is titled "My Favorite Fighting Game Archetypes:" Panel titled "The Grappler That Barely Fits on Screen". It's a huge, extremely muscular, bald 'pro wrestler' type character with metal bands around his arms. He is so big that he doesn't even notice his opponent, a regular sized guy in a yellow karate gi trembling in his shadow. His head is also bending the health bars above them. Panel titled "The Small Idiot With a Big Stupid Weapon". It is a girl in a predominantly pink Japanese schoolgirl uniform with with a yellow ribbon on the collar, running excitedly, a sparkle in her eyes. With both arms she is wielding a full sized heating radiator. Panel titled "The Straight Fundamentals, No Funny Business." Is it a grey-haired older man tightening the belt of his karate gi, which has yellow patches on the arms. He has a stern expression, confident in his mastery of his craft. Panel titled "The Funny Business". It is some kind of purple imp type guy in a pink-and-yellow jester outfit with teal pom poms attached to the 3 points of the hat. He has a bag with a metal spiky ball, a giant wacky wooden hammer, and a banana peel inside it. There's also a whoopee cushion that fell out. He is pulling a gun out of it.
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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People love it
The energy I bring to social events: Ai is 💀 the planet and chat gpt is making you stupid
August 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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dulcamarra.net
Page 2 of 3 of my Dragon Inn/Pizza Dragon comics!
TW: animal abuse
It will end well I promise!
panel 1: lemur says "I traveled a long way to be here!" Panel 2: dragon: "so has everyone, I'm the secluded kind. What will you have?" he asks, offering the menu. Lemur: "hmm four cheeses pizza, please" Panel 3: Lemur with a quill and a parchment paper asks "do I get to know your story as well? I'm a bard, I could help you get known!" Panel 4: Dragon making the pizza asks aggressivelely "what is there to tell?" Lemur: "well, a dragon cooking is unusual!" Panel 5: Dragon peeling an onion: "or is it ?" Lemur, holding their quill: "well I had never heard of it before." Panel 6: Dragon still cooking the pizza sauce answers "Course not, your kind doesn't live long enough to remember." Panel 7: two little dragons just hatched are happy to be born. Caption reads: "There was a dragon breeder, a few centuries ago. He breeded my kind and traded us for money. He didn't care who he sold us to." Panel 8: the little dragon is looking anxiously at the breeder who enters his den at night with a big wooden stick, implying he submits them to violence to make them comply to his orders. Caption reads, as the dragon goes on telling: "They made sure to break us young, so we wouldn't think of rebellion. One day, a greedy cook came to take me. He has this groundbreaking idea..." Panel 9: Caption: "an inn, with food cooked on dragon fire. People went CRAZY. It was the local attraction." image shows people being crazy hyped in front of the inn from the first page, which is a bit smaller. Panel 10: caption reads: "a tamed dragon, cooking food? Now that was a spectacle!" Drawing shows the anxious young dragon cooking, dressed in rags, and cooking meat by breathing fire on it as people cheers. Last caption reads: to be continued.
August 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Tweet: oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? so do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??
August 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Page 1 of 3 of my Dragon Inn/Pizza Dragon original comics! This took a moment to write, design and all, I hope it will be enough to keep you hooked for the next pages!
Panel 1: Bard lemur is traveling under the rain. Text reads: "after weeks of travelling, I finally reached my destination!" Panel 2: Lemur takes a paper to check "his arrival was foretold by ancient texts..." Panel 3: "this must be the place". The lemur compares her paper to the title board next to the in. Inn and paper both read "Pizza cooked with dragon fire!! Drag'Horno pizza, an adventure like no other!'. The logo of the inn shows a pizzaiolo shoving a pizza into a dragon's mouth. Panel 4: "the smell doesn't lie", lemur says, sniffing the smell with her eyes closed. "Let's get this bread!" she says, determined. second excerpt: Panel 6: "I hope this isn't a trap" she thinks as she pushes the door of the inn, "but the reviews in the local tavern compendium at the town hall were mostly positive" Panel 7: the dragon wearing a cooking attire turns to her as she enters Panel 8: "FOOD TIME" she thinks, happily. The dragon is waiting behind the counter. "Welcome, traveler". The inn is empty but warm, with a bit of furniture here and there, all in wood, with warm light.
August 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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When they all ult, it feels like a meet and greet.
I hope y'all enjoyed the fanart of Groot, as it will not happen again because dear lord the DETAILS. #MarvelRivals
July 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.

It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies

But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI
May 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Scott Seiss yelling "Then die" on TikTok
May 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a beautiful, and well crafted game. The story will probably stick with my forever. Definitely part of my top 3 games of all time.
May 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Look, I haven't finished my first run of BG3, I'm only in Act 2, but I still noticed the differences between the dialogue options between my bard, my berskerker barbarian, and my paladin lol #BaldursGate3 #BG3
My bard playing a song to Lady Esther as Astarion pickpockets her (took me a few dice runs to get it but I did it) My barbarian being fed up with bloody Aradin, getting out of the conversation by yelling at him like the berskerker she is My paladin weighing in in the Arabella situation, I was very surprised by Kahga's response as it didn't go well with my other two lol. I keep forgetting that paladin is all about charisma.
May 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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My BG4 characters! Can you guess their classes ?
A blue skektch of my first Baldur's Gate human character playing an instrument, this is an easy one a blue sketch of my second Baldur's Gate character, wearing a rough leather outfit A sketch of my third BG3 character. A half elf/drow with long hair and a knight outfit
May 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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HOW MAGNETO'S ULT SHOULD WORK #MarvelRivals
April 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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I used to hate Emma Frost's gameplay when I face her, then I started playing her and DAAAAMN GURL #MarvelRivals
Marvel's Emma Frost with her left hand over her heart and her right hand raised up saying "I solemnly swear that the duellists will have no fun"
April 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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President Loki day 3, MVP pose
President Loki in his winning pose, wearing his signature two-horned helmet, a dark coat, a scarf with green fur on it, a green tux with an orange tie, and rings on every finger but the thumb. He smiles, snarky. I love him
April 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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President Loki shenanigans day 2: convincing your people #MarvelRivals
President Loki is holding Jeff in his arms, asking "will you vote for me?" Jeff the land shark answers by spitting his healing water in Loki's face Jeff sticking to Loki asks him "MRLRLR?" and Loki, wet, trying to dry himself with a hair dryer answers "yes, healer, I do feel better". Thor is watching in the background saying "so that's all it takes, uh?"
April 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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More #presidentLoki shenanigans: day one #MarvelRivals
President Loki's MVP pose. He wears a dark green costume, fur on his collar and a grey scarf with a runic symbol and a vote Loki badge on it. He has a dark coat, gloves and several rings on every finger except the thumb. He wears a lighter version of his signature helmet. He throws his spawning voice line: "I'm wily, unreliable, vindictive and yet.. oddly compelling don't you think ?" The cashier in front of him answers "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
April 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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My friend is a Magneto main, I hear things #MarvelRivals
Caption: Magneto when an ally/foe is made of metal: [TRASHTALKING INTENSIFIES] Figure: Magneto angry shaking in anger/anticipation
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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The minis turned out so cute!! 🥰
A photo of mini enamel pins of dragons with floral elements
March 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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It really is extraordinary when you think about it that the wealthiest most privileged humans who have ever existed are in full revenge mode against the planet and its inhabitants because racism isn’t as popular as they’d like
February 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Why I'm still in act 1 of #BaldursGate3, after 67h, a comics.
(Please share if you laughed, this took WAY TOO LONG)
My team in Baldur's Gate botching their dice rolls. Astarion, asked to dismantle a trap and pick the lock makes everything explode. Gale, asked to cast a fire spell sets himself on fire. I'm in the comics as a lemur, giving order and seeing the debacle. Everyone is wearing their base costume, I'm wearing the bard costume. It's Karlach's turn. She says her line "WATCH ME" and fails miserably, opening herself to troll and goblins attacks. After that it's my turn and my harp just breaks a cord in my face and hurts me. After that I'm like "okay, it's a reload, fuck it". And that's why it took me 70h to finish act one.
January 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM