krastun
@krastun.bsky.social
Ingredients: mostly circus animals, some filler
Bisalp surgery was pretty easy. "Hey, dumbass, take it easy and don't lift stuff" feels like it'll be the hardest part of recovery.
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Bisalp surgery was pretty easy. "Hey, dumbass, take it easy and don't lift stuff" feels like it'll be the hardest part of recovery.
I hate that it's so hard to completely axe some of my other social media accounts. FOMO is a bitch.
February 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I hate that it's so hard to completely axe some of my other social media accounts. FOMO is a bitch.
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How profoundly telling that the page crashes when I try to schedule a consultation to get my tubes tied.
January 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How profoundly telling that the page crashes when I try to schedule a consultation to get my tubes tied.
Quite possibly my favorite Onion headline of all time.
January 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Quite possibly my favorite Onion headline of all time.
Kinda want to fucking vomit right now.
I can't even put it into words, but "what the fuck" covers a good chunk of it.
I can't even put it into words, but "what the fuck" covers a good chunk of it.
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Kinda want to fucking vomit right now.
I can't even put it into words, but "what the fuck" covers a good chunk of it.
I can't even put it into words, but "what the fuck" covers a good chunk of it.
Pigeon says hi, and he's totally a real cat and not a cryptid.
November 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Pigeon says hi, and he's totally a real cat and not a cryptid.