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Kim Andrews
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“poetry person,” university of ottawa. displaced pennsylvanian. www.kqandrews.com.
The world is bad; make babka buns.
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
And this is why text-based social media is where it’s at
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
SIR,, ,
September 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I am in an uninsulated cabin for the week and the new kitten is like “man what is this. The floor is COLD? COLD FLOOR?? I demand a refund”
September 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s Wednesday. Made some woke bread
September 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I both do and do not want to know the name of the novelist-friend into whose mouth Louise Glück put these words:
September 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Has anyone done any research into the origins of this particularly weird/nonsensical list of “priorities” that has at this point been copied and pasted into the program-dismantling form letters of multiple agencies?
August 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m sure this has already been noted but it would appear that after having destroyed cable TV in order to create a maze of subscription services we have now reinvented…..cable TV
August 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Turned on the oven against my better judgment; worth it

(Ludo Lefebvre’s carrot salad)
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I do enjoy that when the Canadian government website throws an error, it does so in German for some unfathomable reason
August 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ah, love to be looking at some archival materials from 75 years ago 🙃
August 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A lot about my family’s dynamic can be explained by the fact that in my parents’ house there aren’t a ton of kid pictures of us but there IS thirty-year-old hatemail from my sister to my mother preserved in a novelty dog frame
August 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Kiddo, I had THINGS to DO this EVENING
July 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
New Canada experience unlocked (Nova Scotia edition): Moon mist ice cream, which is an insane combo of grape, banana, and bubble gum. Verdict: yes
July 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
June 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sane creature
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Some personal news

Her name is Toast

Banana for scale
June 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
First heat wave of the summer, and you know what that means: it’s Flat Cat Season
June 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Look I am prepared to continue to be sympathetic to the general crazy neighbor angst going on up here but this? As if this country isn’t like five votes away from welcoming its own secret police? Shut the *fuck* up
June 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
SPECIFICALLY,
May 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy Friday. Do something you know how to do!
May 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This has got to be one of the all-time ratios for this site, no? Absolute scenes
April 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I love, the Springtime
April 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sir, be serious
April 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There’s a medium-sized obligate carnivore living in my house
April 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM