Koyoteelaughter
@koyoteelaughter.bsky.social
I'm big, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the MAGA gone. Former pool table installer, an amateur poetry baller. I write, and I left . . . Croatoan, Earth to linger near death. Those who know me never call, and those who call wish they didn't know me.
Not sure which comedian this is, but he's hilarious.
...the school bus was the internet before the internet was a thing. And the deeper you walked into the school bus, the deeper in the web you were. The backseat, it was basically the dark web...
...the school bus was the internet before the internet was a thing. And the deeper you walked into the school bus, the deeper in the web you were. The backseat, it was basically the dark web...
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Not sure which comedian this is, but he's hilarious.
...the school bus was the internet before the internet was a thing. And the deeper you walked into the school bus, the deeper in the web you were. The backseat, it was basically the dark web...
...the school bus was the internet before the internet was a thing. And the deeper you walked into the school bus, the deeper in the web you were. The backseat, it was basically the dark web...
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Ron Paul is 100% spot on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ron Paul is 100% spot on.
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That man is such a putz.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
That man is such a putz.
It's a strange world we live in where we stand by and watch the Hippocratic Oath become the Hypocritic Oath.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's a strange world we live in where we stand by and watch the Hippocratic Oath become the Hypocritic Oath.
"Fallen flowers cannot return to branches."
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
"Fallen flowers cannot return to branches."
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New rule: if you’re a Supreme Court Justice and you’re mentioned in the Epstein files, you have to recuse from any future lawsuit about the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
New rule: if you’re a Supreme Court Justice and you’re mentioned in the Epstein files, you have to recuse from any future lawsuit about the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
It's said that the Wizard of Oz was a populist's political allegory.
I wonder if Trump's story will spawn the sequel to this allegory.
We could call it the Wizard of Flaws.
I wonder if Trump's story will spawn the sequel to this allegory.
We could call it the Wizard of Flaws.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's said that the Wizard of Oz was a populist's political allegory.
I wonder if Trump's story will spawn the sequel to this allegory.
We could call it the Wizard of Flaws.
I wonder if Trump's story will spawn the sequel to this allegory.
We could call it the Wizard of Flaws.
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“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.
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King: According to Secretary Rubio, this plan is not the administration’s position — it is essentially the Russians’ wish list that is now being presented to the Europeans and to the Ukrainians.
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
King: According to Secretary Rubio, this plan is not the administration’s position — it is essentially the Russians’ wish list that is now being presented to the Europeans and to the Ukrainians.
They're like those people who offer to help you move, and show up at the last moment to help slide the ramp back into the box truck while expecting fully to eat most of the pizza.
It was TRANSLATED by the US from Russian into English, not authored by the US.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They're like those people who offer to help you move, and show up at the last moment to help slide the ramp back into the box truck while expecting fully to eat most of the pizza.
USA Today headline: Jasmine Crocket went viral insulting MTG. Now she wants to work together with her.
Politics make truly strange bed fellows.
Politics make truly strange bed fellows.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
USA Today headline: Jasmine Crocket went viral insulting MTG. Now she wants to work together with her.
Politics make truly strange bed fellows.
Politics make truly strange bed fellows.
haha
The fairy folk withdrew to a safe distance afterwards, leaving behind the Sneezil, trussed in fifty shades of hay for the girls to collect.
The fairy folk withdrew to a safe distance afterwards, leaving behind the Sneezil, trussed in fifty shades of hay for the girls to collect.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
haha
The fairy folk withdrew to a safe distance afterwards, leaving behind the Sneezil, trussed in fifty shades of hay for the girls to collect.
The fairy folk withdrew to a safe distance afterwards, leaving behind the Sneezil, trussed in fifty shades of hay for the girls to collect.
Haha. I'm writing a story and the scientist created a male sex bot that he things is going to be the next big thing. He named it C-3POhhhhhh!
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Haha. I'm writing a story and the scientist created a male sex bot that he things is going to be the next big thing. He named it C-3POhhhhhh!
You ever get frustrated with Chatgpt for not following directions then instantly feel guilty for speaking too harshly to it?
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You ever get frustrated with Chatgpt for not following directions then instantly feel guilty for speaking too harshly to it?
Trump's America. Pathetic. Why are people reporting on this?
City cop gets drunk, wrecks city police cruiser into two parked cars then crashes into shed, and he only gets demoted after being ordered to pay $5100 in restitution.
He ALSO fled the scene of the accident. Where are his charges?
City cop gets drunk, wrecks city police cruiser into two parked cars then crashes into shed, and he only gets demoted after being ordered to pay $5100 in restitution.
He ALSO fled the scene of the accident. Where are his charges?
Cop Wrecks Into Family's Vehicles, Flees the Scene, Later Found Drunk
YouTube video by The Civil Rights Lawyer
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trump's America. Pathetic. Why are people reporting on this?
City cop gets drunk, wrecks city police cruiser into two parked cars then crashes into shed, and he only gets demoted after being ordered to pay $5100 in restitution.
He ALSO fled the scene of the accident. Where are his charges?
City cop gets drunk, wrecks city police cruiser into two parked cars then crashes into shed, and he only gets demoted after being ordered to pay $5100 in restitution.
He ALSO fled the scene of the accident. Where are his charges?
You know, Trump and his people mention a lot of different government agencies. FBI, CIA, DHS, etc. How come they've never mentioned anything about the NSA?
It's almost like they aren't mentioning it intentionally.
You'd think that's the one agency Trump would want to abuse, or is abusing.
It's almost like they aren't mentioning it intentionally.
You'd think that's the one agency Trump would want to abuse, or is abusing.
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You know, Trump and his people mention a lot of different government agencies. FBI, CIA, DHS, etc. How come they've never mentioned anything about the NSA?
It's almost like they aren't mentioning it intentionally.
You'd think that's the one agency Trump would want to abuse, or is abusing.
It's almost like they aren't mentioning it intentionally.
You'd think that's the one agency Trump would want to abuse, or is abusing.
I thinketh the Speaker protesteth too much.
Based on how ferociously Speaker Mike Johnson was working to diffuse and neuter the content of the Epstein files. That was a lot of needless qualifying he was doing.
Based on how ferociously Speaker Mike Johnson was working to diffuse and neuter the content of the Epstein files. That was a lot of needless qualifying he was doing.
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I thinketh the Speaker protesteth too much.
Based on how ferociously Speaker Mike Johnson was working to diffuse and neuter the content of the Epstein files. That was a lot of needless qualifying he was doing.
Based on how ferociously Speaker Mike Johnson was working to diffuse and neuter the content of the Epstein files. That was a lot of needless qualifying he was doing.
When you find people researching Great Depression recipe ideas, you know this country is in bad shape.
Saw my aunt googling this.
Saw my aunt googling this.
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When you find people researching Great Depression recipe ideas, you know this country is in bad shape.
Saw my aunt googling this.
Saw my aunt googling this.
After seeing what Trump is like with the Saudi prince, that email from Epstein's brother about him blowing Bubba doesn't really seem that far fetched.
I'm half surprised he didn't just drop down and fellatio the prince right there with everyone watching.
I'm half surprised he didn't just drop down and fellatio the prince right there with everyone watching.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
After seeing what Trump is like with the Saudi prince, that email from Epstein's brother about him blowing Bubba doesn't really seem that far fetched.
I'm half surprised he didn't just drop down and fellatio the prince right there with everyone watching.
I'm half surprised he didn't just drop down and fellatio the prince right there with everyone watching.
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November 22, 2020
In the 9 states that responded about SNAP benefits — Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Nebraska, North Carolina, Tennessee and Washington — Walmart was found to have employed about 14,500 workers receiving the benefit, followed by McDonald’s with 8,780.
In the 9 states that responded about SNAP benefits — Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Nebraska, North Carolina, Tennessee and Washington — Walmart was found to have employed about 14,500 workers receiving the benefit, followed by McDonald’s with 8,780.
Walmart and McDonald’s have the most workers on food stamps and Medicaid, new study shows
A sizable number of the recipients of aid programs like Medicaid and food stamps are employed by some of the biggest and more profitable companies in the country.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
November 22, 2020
In the 9 states that responded about SNAP benefits — Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Nebraska, North Carolina, Tennessee and Washington — Walmart was found to have employed about 14,500 workers receiving the benefit, followed by McDonald’s with 8,780.
In the 9 states that responded about SNAP benefits — Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Nebraska, North Carolina, Tennessee and Washington — Walmart was found to have employed about 14,500 workers receiving the benefit, followed by McDonald’s with 8,780.
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Good to know
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Good to know
Pretty. It's like it's asking for a scarecrow.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Pretty. It's like it's asking for a scarecrow.