Koyoteelaughter
@koyoteelaughter.bsky.social
I'm big, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the MAGA gone. Former pool table installer, an amateur poetry baller. I write, and I left . . . Croatoan, Earth to linger near death. Those who know me never call, and those who call wish they didn't know me.
The wrinkles between her eyes looks like a Vogon from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The wrinkles between her eyes looks like a Vogon from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
He was elected like a wrecking ball
He'll never keep his head above
All he wanted was to build a wall
All he ever did was wreck the eco-o-nomy
Yeah, he wrecked the economy!
He'll never keep his head above
All he wanted was to build a wall
All he ever did was wreck the eco-o-nomy
Yeah, he wrecked the economy!
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He was elected like a wrecking ball
He'll never keep his head above
All he wanted was to build a wall
All he ever did was wreck the eco-o-nomy
Yeah, he wrecked the economy!
He'll never keep his head above
All he wanted was to build a wall
All he ever did was wreck the eco-o-nomy
Yeah, he wrecked the economy!
I just discovered the secret burial site for ANTIFA's militant arm.
I'm surprised no one has discovered it before me.
I'm surprised no one has discovered it before me.
October 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I just discovered the secret burial site for ANTIFA's militant arm.
I'm surprised no one has discovered it before me.
I'm surprised no one has discovered it before me.
We also have it registered as a national monument so any MAGA fanatic who defaces it will face Trump's overly strict federal charges for defacing a national monument.
We erect these statues in every major blue city.
We use this image as the model for it.
Who would donate?
We erect these statues in every major blue city.
We use this image as the model for it.
Who would donate?
September 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We also have it registered as a national monument so any MAGA fanatic who defaces it will face Trump's overly strict federal charges for defacing a national monument.
We erect these statues in every major blue city.
We use this image as the model for it.
Who would donate?
We erect these statues in every major blue city.
We use this image as the model for it.
Who would donate?
Was reading a recipe for teriyaki sauce and it called for a mirin and ginger.
My mind immediately wandered.
My mind immediately wandered.
September 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Was reading a recipe for teriyaki sauce and it called for a mirin and ginger.
My mind immediately wandered.
My mind immediately wandered.
Penguin. Penguin.
August 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Penguin. Penguin.
Found RFK Jr. in the movie Heavy Metal. He was going by the name, Hand Over Fist.
August 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Found RFK Jr. in the movie Heavy Metal. He was going by the name, Hand Over Fist.
If this is Gene Wilder, does that mean that there was a Gene Wild that came before him?
August 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If this is Gene Wilder, does that mean that there was a Gene Wild that came before him?
STOP IT!
Every time I slow scroll down Bluesky and see him, it's like a lich has shown up to leer at me and steal away my soul and vigor.
It creeps me the f**k out.
Every time I slow scroll down Bluesky and see him, it's like a lich has shown up to leer at me and steal away my soul and vigor.
It creeps me the f**k out.
August 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
STOP IT!
Every time I slow scroll down Bluesky and see him, it's like a lich has shown up to leer at me and steal away my soul and vigor.
It creeps me the f**k out.
Every time I slow scroll down Bluesky and see him, it's like a lich has shown up to leer at me and steal away my soul and vigor.
It creeps me the f**k out.
Preferred over this:
August 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Preferred over this:
Southpark is so clairvoyant.
Uncanny, isn't it?
Uncanny, isn't it?
August 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Southpark is so clairvoyant.
Uncanny, isn't it?
Uncanny, isn't it?
I found him with image search.
August 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I found him with image search.
Look, it's the Israeli President:
August 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Look, it's the Israeli President:
No pedophiles in the White House!
Trump's solution:
Trump's solution:
August 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
No pedophiles in the White House!
Trump's solution:
Trump's solution:
I wonder if the red devil depicted by the Catholic church, if it was actually inspired by sunburned male pagans from area of Britian.
Their dark hair would blend into the night so that their sunburned face would look like a devil's face and their widows peak would create the illusion of horns.
Their dark hair would blend into the night so that their sunburned face would look like a devil's face and their widows peak would create the illusion of horns.
August 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I wonder if the red devil depicted by the Catholic church, if it was actually inspired by sunburned male pagans from area of Britian.
Their dark hair would blend into the night so that their sunburned face would look like a devil's face and their widows peak would create the illusion of horns.
Their dark hair would blend into the night so that their sunburned face would look like a devil's face and their widows peak would create the illusion of horns.
I was trying to think of who Kash Patel reminded me of, and it finally clicked:
Kash Patel: Snobby the Fascist Elf
Kash Patel: Snobby the Fascist Elf
August 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I was trying to think of who Kash Patel reminded me of, and it finally clicked:
Kash Patel: Snobby the Fascist Elf
Kash Patel: Snobby the Fascist Elf
Drew berry more
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July 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Drew berry more
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Something like this?
July 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Something like this?
Quick, does anyone know if Pepto Bismol have an official account on Bluesky?
I have the perfect image for their anti-diarrhea campaign.
Tell me that's not the expression of someone about to shit their pants.
"Where will you be when diarrhea hits?"
Answer: In D.C. selling out the other states.
I have the perfect image for their anti-diarrhea campaign.
Tell me that's not the expression of someone about to shit their pants.
"Where will you be when diarrhea hits?"
Answer: In D.C. selling out the other states.
July 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Quick, does anyone know if Pepto Bismol have an official account on Bluesky?
I have the perfect image for their anti-diarrhea campaign.
Tell me that's not the expression of someone about to shit their pants.
"Where will you be when diarrhea hits?"
Answer: In D.C. selling out the other states.
I have the perfect image for their anti-diarrhea campaign.
Tell me that's not the expression of someone about to shit their pants.
"Where will you be when diarrhea hits?"
Answer: In D.C. selling out the other states.