Lucy 🥰😍

I knew it would be bad. But even this has exceeded my expectations.

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

Wishing the best of luck to Americans facing the next four years under Orange. May you find strength in adversity and wisdom in the challenges ahead.

The 2-9 Giants vs the 4-7 Cowboys isn't the football game that America wants today but it is certainly the game that America deserves today.

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

This is Baby Cat, aka Harleigh, found abandoned in the middle of the road on Cinco de Mayo of 2020. A baby, no bigger than a palm. Semi feral, loves her humans, yells at the boy cats. True feminist. She runs the cat side of this house. 🫶🏼🐱🩷

This is my Frank Dux, the Dude. He lived a rough life, but the last 5 years, like a king. He loves his girl, is very distrustful of humans, kids included and any other animals lol typical, stereotypical Chihuahua 🫶🏼🐶💙

This should terrify every American. It doesn’t matter where you stand on immigration. Using our military as a domestic law enforcement tool at mass scale will destroy its core purpose, turn the American people against them, and damage the institution for decades.

Blocking Nazis, trolls, and fascists doesn’t make it an “echo chamber.” People need to stop gaslighting us into thinking we have to listen to Nazis and debate trolls in order to be informed.

The best girl in the world. Ezra Hope 💜

Libraries are precious and beautiful and must be defended

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