korianna.bsky.social
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Honestly, me too.
An important message.
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
the thing with UnitedHealth is that you have to go pretty damn far up the financial hierarchy of this country before you find someone who has not been screwed by health insurance or had a close friend or family member who was
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Rewatching Shrek right now.

Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’

Was that intentional or is it just me?
December 7, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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💯
December 7, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Please.
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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When's the next shareholder meeting
December 4, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Evening Snack anyone ?
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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we took a CHONCE
November 25, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Vaccines save lives.

Love,

God
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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i know Lice make a Home in your hair but this is ridiculous
November 25, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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I don’t mind watching television, I just prefer shows where I won’t learn anything new and fucked up that just happened
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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wake up honey, new dead star photo just dropped.

Cassiopeia A
November 13, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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i am sittign polite
November 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM