Koree A. Smith
@koree.bsky.social
I am a person who does things.
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Agile Software Development
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Musician
Agile Software Development
I actually mostly post from here. Follow me!
https://bsky.app/profile/koree.mastodon.ameth.org.ap.brid.gy
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Damn, messing up on day one.
Pentagon spox confirmed that all strikes in Caribbean are "directed by the President". Congrats.
Pentagon spox confirmed that all strikes in Caribbean are "directed by the President". Congrats.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Damn, messing up on day one.
Pentagon spox confirmed that all strikes in Caribbean are "directed by the President". Congrats.
Pentagon spox confirmed that all strikes in Caribbean are "directed by the President". Congrats.
I’m gonna start dressing significantly worse when I fly just because of Sean Duffy. I’m thinking like speedos and halter tops.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m gonna start dressing significantly worse when I fly just because of Sean Duffy. I’m thinking like speedos and halter tops.
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Houston cops say a church safety director pretended to be an ICE agent, showed a fake “ICE” ID, demanded a woman’s visa, and extorted $500, threatening deportation. abc13.com/post/church-...
Church employee posed as ICE agent to extort victim for money, HPD says
A church safety director is under arrest after being accused of posing as an ICE agent to extort a woman for money.
abc13.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Houston cops say a church safety director pretended to be an ICE agent, showed a fake “ICE” ID, demanded a woman’s visa, and extorted $500, threatening deportation. abc13.com/post/church-...
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This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The times we live in are objectively terrible, but also we get headlines like this.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The times we live in are objectively terrible, but also we get headlines like this.
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Inbound aircraft to George Bush Intercontinental Houston #Airport (#IAH) are currently being delayed at their origin #airport. Delays are currently averaging 48 minutes and are up to 1 hour and 53 minutes. #AirportStatusBot
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Inbound aircraft to George Bush Intercontinental Houston #Airport (#IAH) are currently being delayed at their origin #airport. Delays are currently averaging 48 minutes and are up to 1 hour and 53 minutes. #AirportStatusBot
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You never hear about anyone being feckful, only when they're out of fecks. Imagine being gruntled by seeing people lack feckfulness.
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You never hear about anyone being feckful, only when they're out of fecks. Imagine being gruntled by seeing people lack feckfulness.
If cats think they’re humans, then is the reason they are so mad all of the time because they’re like, “hey, motherfucker. I’d like some pants, too!”
August 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If cats think they’re humans, then is the reason they are so mad all of the time because they’re like, “hey, motherfucker. I’d like some pants, too!”
This is is the dumbest fuckin timeline.
Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns
Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns
Grok 4 is going into private preview, for now
buff.ly
August 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is is the dumbest fuckin timeline.
Jimmy Swaggart was still alive?!
July 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Jimmy Swaggart was still alive?!
In today’s episode of “Adventures in #Houston Commuting”, I was driving 70mph in a 60mph zone, and a jeep was hardcore tailgating me. When they passed, I looked over. A middle-aged white woman. She was holding a large iced latte in one hand and the other, she was smelling her fingers.
June 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In today’s episode of “Adventures in #Houston Commuting”, I was driving 70mph in a 60mph zone, and a jeep was hardcore tailgating me. When they passed, I looked over. A middle-aged white woman. She was holding a large iced latte in one hand and the other, she was smelling her fingers.
Has anyone else ever noticed that the born on the Houston METRO trains sounds like the beginning of Groove is in the Heart?
June 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Has anyone else ever noticed that the born on the Houston METRO trains sounds like the beginning of Groove is in the Heart?
June 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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If you're cis and you see someone taking photos of trans people in bathrooms/changing rooms you need to harass the shit out of that person. It's our moral duty.
June 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If you're cis and you see someone taking photos of trans people in bathrooms/changing rooms you need to harass the shit out of that person. It's our moral duty.
Back to the Linux mines!
June 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Back to the Linux mines!
When I was 11 years old, I dressed up as Mozart for Halloween.
June 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When I was 11 years old, I dressed up as Mozart for Halloween.
Did a therapeutic phlebotomy today. I have hereditary Hemochromatosis. Which means I hold onto all of the iron I can, which will kill me if I don't do bloodletting. This disease affects MANY people of Western European ancestry, and is rarely diagnosed. If you have any questions, let me know!
June 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Did a therapeutic phlebotomy today. I have hereditary Hemochromatosis. Which means I hold onto all of the iron I can, which will kill me if I don't do bloodletting. This disease affects MANY people of Western European ancestry, and is rarely diagnosed. If you have any questions, let me know!