Konner Dent
konneezy.bsky.social
Konner Dent
@konneezy.bsky.social
aka Stacy Fakename
Pasta la vista, baby!
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I love you @chefjohn.bsky.social and @sarahjessicaparker.bsky.social but Stratta is the worst breakfast dish ever crafted from the pits of hell’s
kitchen. I’m sure it’s delicious but I disagree with it on principle.
May 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Anyone know if the shamrock shake has fluoride in it?
March 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Late night zatar pita coming in clutch
March 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Still banned from the Good Mythical Morning subreddit. Not sure why.
February 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Trapped in the bathroom cause I entered here in my drawers and roomate came over and brought his girlfriend. So now I feel like I gotta be polite and not interrupt their dinner all up in my undergarments.
January 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM

Are vans/converse millennial symbols of a mid-life crisis? Cause I really want a pair and need to know how much time I have left.
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Firing up @duolingoesp.bsky.social again to properly cope with the new Blasphemous II dlc. #penitent
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Starting a 3-day fast and cleanse in preparation for a week of plant-based eating. Here is day 1.
January 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Every Frame is back?!? Christmas miracle
January 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Fun fact: if you make the brown sugar shaken espresso at home with stevia and greek yogurt ir sucks.
January 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Does Tails count as a catboy?
January 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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If they aren't for eating why are they called lithi yum batteries
December 31, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Bluesky - gotta be my favorite void to scream into.
December 18, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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Tap
December 17, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Make the newsboys 2005 again but still keep Tait. #makethenewsboys2005againbutstillkeeptait
December 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Your script has a white woman with bangs that plays the ukulele? Congratulations! It passes the Deschanel Test!
December 3, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Anyone else nervously enjoying
💗💚 before the bts reports to come out? Like I keep hearing the term “live singing” and I’m scared the conditions were like Les Mis. Just waiting for that @sideways440.bsky.social video to drop. 😬
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Anyone else aggressively watch the parade? Like I watch the parade like my uncle watched football.
November 28, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Overnight oats are just medieval peasant gruel of the modern times
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Ngl this app is kind of like shouting into the void but it’s like a super cool void with goths and skateboards.
November 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Just ate two chunks of candy melt something is wrong with me
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Is it a butterfly or a moth?
November 20, 2024 at 4:17 PM