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I’m overdrafted again, and don’t get paid out for a few days. Anything helps.
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I’m overdrafted again, and don’t get paid out for a few days. Anything helps.
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Can we all agree that our country did just fine the first 225 years of its existence without the Department of Homeland Security and would do just fine again without it?
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Can we all agree that our country did just fine the first 225 years of its existence without the Department of Homeland Security and would do just fine again without it?
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thank you, algorithm
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
thank you, algorithm
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The worst case scenario for an AOC presidential run in 2028 is that she’s setting herself up for 2032 or 2036.
She is going to be president someday—it’s just a matter of time.
She is going to be president someday—it’s just a matter of time.
You Know What? Maybe the Time Is Right for an AOC Presidential Bid
She’s only 36, and there’s a good argument that she should run for Senate and bide her time. But she also could be a formidable White House candidate.
newrepublic.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The worst case scenario for an AOC presidential run in 2028 is that she’s setting herself up for 2032 or 2036.
She is going to be president someday—it’s just a matter of time.
She is going to be president someday—it’s just a matter of time.
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Someone should remind Bondi that Nixon didn't go to prison, but his AG did.
February 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Someone should remind Bondi that Nixon didn't go to prison, but his AG did.
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beat the bot allegations
February 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
beat the bot allegations
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If Weird Al did a parody of your song, congrats on your success.
If Weird Al does a original song in your style, congratulations, you are a badass musician who won the approval and admiration of a musician's musician.
If Weird Al does a original song in your style, congratulations, you are a badass musician who won the approval and admiration of a musician's musician.
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
If Weird Al did a parody of your song, congrats on your success.
If Weird Al does a original song in your style, congratulations, you are a badass musician who won the approval and admiration of a musician's musician.
If Weird Al does a original song in your style, congratulations, you are a badass musician who won the approval and admiration of a musician's musician.
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Congress and SCOTUS are derelict in their duty to the degree of treason. Let's NEVER forget that.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Congress and SCOTUS are derelict in their duty to the degree of treason. Let's NEVER forget that.
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While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”
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I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
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the reviews of our dramatic reading of the zootopia abortion comic are rolling in
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
the reviews of our dramatic reading of the zootopia abortion comic are rolling in
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so uh what’s going on with socialist reddit
February 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
so uh what’s going on with socialist reddit
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He has said this about every election since 2016, has always been heavy-handed in implying he will under no circumstances concede. An aspiring dictator from the beginning, he hardly ever pretended to believe in democracy. I’ll never understand why so many people averted their eyes from the obvious.
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
He has said this about every election since 2016, has always been heavy-handed in implying he will under no circumstances concede. An aspiring dictator from the beginning, he hardly ever pretended to believe in democracy. I’ll never understand why so many people averted their eyes from the obvious.
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noticed a trend this week where both the right and some liberals have been like "just realized the left actually means what they say about stuff"
James O’Keefe responds to a comment
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
noticed a trend this week where both the right and some liberals have been like "just realized the left actually means what they say about stuff"
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Dutch is such a cool language
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Dutch is such a cool language
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It can get lower!
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It can get lower!
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Honest mistake
January 26, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Honest mistake
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The woman who survived five gunshots from a Border Patrol agent in Chicago, only to be criminally charged and then cleared, now wants a judge’s permission to share records showing how the feds respond when agents use deadly force.
@chicago.suntimes.com story: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
@chicago.suntimes.com story: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Woman shot by Border Patrol in Chicago asks judge to let her release evidence
Marimar Martinez is blocked from releasing evidence in her case by what's known as a "protective order." Though standard, her attorney says it's “become an albatross” around her neck and “keeps the en...
chicago.suntimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The woman who survived five gunshots from a Border Patrol agent in Chicago, only to be criminally charged and then cleared, now wants a judge’s permission to share records showing how the feds respond when agents use deadly force.
@chicago.suntimes.com story: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
@chicago.suntimes.com story: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
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Matt Walsh realized today that his dreams of a fascist takeover of America are dead.
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Matt Walsh realized today that his dreams of a fascist takeover of America are dead.
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"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
New York Times columnist David Brooks appears in latest Epstein photos
Brooks, who dismissed Epstein scandal as ‘stupid story’, wrote column expressing lack of interest in developments
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Awesome fan art from Facebook
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Awesome fan art from Facebook