Kohdok
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Kohdok
@kohdok.bsky.social
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As crazy as it sounds, these kiosk are actually, genuinely, a good idea and those who say otherwise have probably never worked a service job in their life.
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
And I know some folks will complain about how machines try to get you to buy more, as though there aren't entire generations where corpos forced people to repeat embarrassing lines for every customer, or anything.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Not to mention, these sorts of Kiosk are older than the internet. One of my lifelines during my time abroad in Japan was a cheap little noodle place that spat out pre-printed tickets from a machine that might have been older than me.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Okay, I have zero idea why people are upset with these. None. Zilch. Nada.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
>Present Attorney's Badge.
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
"I don't understand. Why is this shot of the woman leaving the pool being played in slow-motion? Are we supposed to admire the water physics?"
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Calstone Light O, The Straightest Umamusume: "Oh, those two men must be very good friends, the way they are sharing a bed. Like brothers.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Horse Ranches: We've been having trouble with people visiting the ranches lately.
Interviewer: Umamusume fans, right?
Horse Ranches: No, actually. It's random bumpkins who insist they know better how to run a ranch. Umamusume fans are proper and respectful.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
"I'm afraid I must laugh at you desu-wa."
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Well, in this latest Unity Cup, Silence Suzuka put on her boots.

Little Cocon: "Ha! We're gonna win this one easy!"
Silence Suzuka: "No."
Bitter Glasse: "OH MY GOD IS THAT A F***ING GHOST?!"
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“You’re trying to sound tough, but I guess you’re just not Smart enough!”

“Shiny!”
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Why did the racers try so hard in the Japan Cup?

Pay the Butler: "I wanted to prove I wasn't a nobody, no matter what."
Tamamo Cross: "I had to give back to the old man who raised me"
Oguri Cap: "I had to pee. SO bad. Like, oh my God, you guys!"
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
>Asura, yanking on my arms from behind.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
>IRL Super Creek really be like:
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"Oh, Super Creek is just misunderstood, it's not the actual horse was evil or anyth-"
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The reverse Bechdel Test: Where a woman tells an inanimate object "I dunno, I just don't think he's that into me."
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Translated. #umamusume
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When the dessert is too cute to eat but your friend isn't a dog person:
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Huh.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Trollshi
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
OMG Golshi peeps on you while you're in the bath...
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I've had a weirdly locked-in Golshi this run.

"Of course I healed for 70% four times in a row. Don't I always?"

"Restricted Training? Never heard of it."

"Surprised I have an "S" in Pace Chasing? I'm just that motivated."
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
…What is happening?!
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Why does Kyurem look like Europe? #Pokemon
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM