Kohdok
kohdok.bsky.social
Kohdok
@kohdok.bsky.social
Youtube Creator of the 7 Deadly TCG Sins! Toy and Game Reviewer Extraordinary! www.youtu.be/kohdok Business inquiries hit me up at kohdok AT yahoo DOT com!
Okay, I have zero idea why people are upset with these. None. Zilch. Nada.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Calstone Light O, The Straightest Umamusume: "Oh, those two men must be very good friends, the way they are sharing a bed. Like brothers.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Horse Ranches: We've been having trouble with people visiting the ranches lately.
Interviewer: Umamusume fans, right?
Horse Ranches: No, actually. It's random bumpkins who insist they know better how to run a ranch. Umamusume fans are proper and respectful.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Well, in this latest Unity Cup, Silence Suzuka put on her boots.

Little Cocon: "Ha! We're gonna win this one easy!"
Silence Suzuka: "No."
Bitter Glasse: "OH MY GOD IS THAT A F***ING GHOST?!"
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“You’re trying to sound tough, but I guess you’re just not Smart enough!”

“Shiny!”
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Why did the racers try so hard in the Japan Cup?

Pay the Butler: "I wanted to prove I wasn't a nobody, no matter what."
Tamamo Cross: "I had to give back to the old man who raised me"
Oguri Cap: "I had to pee. SO bad. Like, oh my God, you guys!"
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Okay, I officially have no idea who was clamoring for a Biblically Accurate Ultraman.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Oh, Super Creek is just misunderstood, it's not the actual horse was evil or anyth-"
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The reverse Bechdel Test: Where a woman tells an inanimate object "I dunno, I just don't think he's that into me."
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Translated. #umamusume
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When the dessert is too cute to eat but your friend isn't a dog person:
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Huh.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
…What is happening?!
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Why does Kyurem look like Europe? #Pokemon
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
>Tfw you realize you’re an extra in Gold Ship’s Legend Race.
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So apparently the Goo-Goo archetype I made as a joke, where the joke was "A powerful archetype with a stupid name so all the serious gamers have to say it over and over," and apparently that clip is circulating again and people are saying "Yummy"?
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Lol, they can't even give them away: www.vcardtcg.com/halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
…I can’t do it. I can’t say what I’m thinking right now.
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I should buy a lotto ticket, holy cow!
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Just love how #Umamusume Cinderella Gray always breaks down the moment-to-moment action!
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Uhhh “Mejiro Ryan”? More like… uh… “Lyin’!”

… LYIN’ IN THE GROUND!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Okay, time for the daily free p-
>TOKAI TEIO JUMPSCARE!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Huh. KFC collab came early to my game.
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Funny story: I don't think they'd get along AT ALL.

The self-proclaimed Hero and the self-proclaimed Heel? They're mortal enemies for sure.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM