Koharski's Donuts
@koharskisdonuts.bsky.social
If the New Jersey Devils aren't winning, I'm just rooting for the funniest possible thing to happen
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Well well look what we have here @jonbois.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Well well look what we have here @jonbois.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social wait until this person hears about GatorLode
March 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social wait until this person hears about GatorLode
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It is time to let BlueSky know about Tim Boyle’s college stats (12 touchdowns and 26 interceptions at UConn and Eastern Kentucky) and his pro game log (his teams are 0-10 in games where he’s thrown a pass)
December 15, 2024 at 7:38 PM
It is time to let BlueSky know about Tim Boyle’s college stats (12 touchdowns and 26 interceptions at UConn and Eastern Kentucky) and his pro game log (his teams are 0-10 in games where he’s thrown a pass)
Tim Boyle is playing @rodger.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Tim Boyle is playing @rodger.bsky.social
I could barely watch tonight but hell yeah we are so back
December 3, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I could barely watch tonight but hell yeah we are so back
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In high school I raced against a future Olympic gold medalist and it was so humbling that I immediately realized I wasn’t nearly good enough to even try swimming in college
If you’re a former high school athlete who got dunked on in a famous highlight by a future pro superstar like this, do you tell everybody about it or do you tell absolutely nobody about it
November 26, 2024 at 3:52 PM
In high school I raced against a future Olympic gold medalist and it was so humbling that I immediately realized I wasn’t nearly good enough to even try swimming in college
Nico hischier. Awards. Now
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Nico hischier. Awards. Now
@edsbs.bsky.social you didn’t wrote about these and now look what’s happening :/
@edsbs.bsky.social please write about Friday:
1. Michigan to beat northwestern, so that the opposite happens and Michigan misses a bowl, because it would be extremely funny;
2. Nebraska to win at least one of their last two games, so they don’t and miss a bowl, because it would be extremely funny
1. Michigan to beat northwestern, so that the opposite happens and Michigan misses a bowl, because it would be extremely funny;
2. Nebraska to win at least one of their last two games, so they don’t and miss a bowl, because it would be extremely funny
November 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social you didn’t wrote about these and now look what’s happening :/
@edsbs.bsky.social please write about Friday:
1. Michigan to beat northwestern, so that the opposite happens and Michigan misses a bowl, because it would be extremely funny;
2. Nebraska to win at least one of their last two games, so they don’t and miss a bowl, because it would be extremely funny
1. Michigan to beat northwestern, so that the opposite happens and Michigan misses a bowl, because it would be extremely funny;
2. Nebraska to win at least one of their last two games, so they don’t and miss a bowl, because it would be extremely funny
November 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social please write about Friday:
1. Michigan to beat northwestern, so that the opposite happens and Michigan misses a bowl, because it would be extremely funny;
2. Nebraska to win at least one of their last two games, so they don’t and miss a bowl, because it would be extremely funny
1. Michigan to beat northwestern, so that the opposite happens and Michigan misses a bowl, because it would be extremely funny;
2. Nebraska to win at least one of their last two games, so they don’t and miss a bowl, because it would be extremely funny
My friend seriously just proposed me this all timer fantasy trade (I have Collins)
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
My friend seriously just proposed me this all timer fantasy trade (I have Collins)
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BREAKING: The Pop-Tarts Bowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀
Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team."
The game's MVP picks flavor to eat!
Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team."
The game's MVP picks flavor to eat!
November 18, 2024 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: The Pop-Tarts Bowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀
Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team."
The game's MVP picks flavor to eat!
Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team."
The game's MVP picks flavor to eat!
@hollyanderson.bsky.social please pray for her
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social please pray for her
I can’t watch tonight but please win @ devils
November 17, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I can’t watch tonight but please win @ devils
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I don't want to pick on Kaapo Kakko, but just before I left twitter, some Rangers fan was saying Kakko had caught up to Jack as a player, cherrypicking some early season stats.
Jack now has more points in the last 4 games than Kakko has all season.
#NJDevils
Jack now has more points in the last 4 games than Kakko has all season.
#NJDevils
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I don't want to pick on Kaapo Kakko, but just before I left twitter, some Rangers fan was saying Kakko had caught up to Jack as a player, cherrypicking some early season stats.
Jack now has more points in the last 4 games than Kakko has all season.
#NJDevils
Jack now has more points in the last 4 games than Kakko has all season.
#NJDevils
7-2-0 since this tweet
November 15, 2024 at 2:52 AM
7-2-0 since this tweet
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i love jesper bratt
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
i love jesper bratt
Devils have won 7 of their last 9 and both those loses were weird flukey bullshit
November 15, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Devils have won 7 of their last 9 and both those loses were weird flukey bullshit
Thinking about him right now
November 15, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Thinking about him right now
BRING IT OUT
November 15, 2024 at 2:34 AM
BRING IT OUT
There ya go macdingus! Earn that contract
November 15, 2024 at 2:21 AM
There ya go macdingus! Earn that contract
Holy hell dougie just made up for the boqvist goal
November 15, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Holy hell dougie just made up for the boqvist goal
Am I the first person on here to say that L&ke H*ghes is GOOD
November 15, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Am I the first person on here to say that L&ke H*ghes is GOOD