Kirk Corey
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for any Americans concerned about the integrity of Canada's elections, remember that Canada does not use electronic voting in federal elections. we vote by placing pine cones in empty TimBit cartons. the winner is required to eat these pine cones at their swearing-in ceremony.
April 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
for any Americans concerned about the integrity of Canada's elections, remember that Canada does not use electronic voting in federal elections. we vote by placing pine cones in empty TimBit cartons. the winner is required to eat these pine cones at their swearing-in ceremony.
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at long last the United States is standing up to the Heard and McDonald Islands, a barren stretch of uninhabited volcanic rock located 4000km off the coast of Australia
April 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
at long last the United States is standing up to the Heard and McDonald Islands, a barren stretch of uninhabited volcanic rock located 4000km off the coast of Australia
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Kash Patel always looks like he's just seen the Babadook
March 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he's just seen the Babadook
There's a cybertruck metaphor somewhere in here, I'm sure of it.
March 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
There's a cybertruck metaphor somewhere in here, I'm sure of it.
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It’s actually true.
March 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s actually true.
And he can re-issue weekly for the foreseeable future.
MUSIC NEWS:
Billy Joel to release sequel to “we didn’t start the fire” containing only the events of the last week. /s
Billy Joel to release sequel to “we didn’t start the fire” containing only the events of the last week. /s
March 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
And he can re-issue weekly for the foreseeable future.
"The talks will include nearly all 32 countries of the NATO alliance — notably without the United States..."
apnews.com/article/russ...
apnews.com/article/russ...
Deterrence among the key questions as army chiefs from 30-plus countries talk about a Ukraine force
Ukraine has key questions it wants answered as army chiefs from over 30 countries meet in Paris for talks on creating an international force to deter future Russian aggression once a ceasefire is esta...
apnews.com
March 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"The talks will include nearly all 32 countries of the NATO alliance — notably without the United States..."
apnews.com/article/russ...
apnews.com/article/russ...
Honestly this has an air of truth about it.
Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish,"
March 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Honestly this has an air of truth about it.
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Lather, rinse, repeat.
Monday - Roll back tariffs
Tuesday - Reinstate tariffs
Wednesday - Roll back tariffs
Thursday - Reinstate tariffs
Friday - Roll back tariffs
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf
Tuesday - Reinstate tariffs
Wednesday - Roll back tariffs
Thursday - Reinstate tariffs
Friday - Roll back tariffs
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf
March 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Lather, rinse, repeat.
MAGA in a nutshell.
March 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
MAGA in a nutshell.
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British PM Starmer hugged Zelenskyy. That’s how bad U.S. foreign policy has gotten—it’s driving the Brits to physical displays of emotion.
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
British PM Starmer hugged Zelenskyy. That’s how bad U.S. foreign policy has gotten—it’s driving the Brits to physical displays of emotion.
Something the US media can't figure out-- the London Summit is not "European Leaders." It includes leaders of NATO, Canada and Turkey.
That isn't Europe-- it's NATO minus MAGA.
www.express.co.uk/news/world/2...
That isn't Europe-- it's NATO minus MAGA.
www.express.co.uk/news/world/2...
Full list of 19 world leaders in London for emergency summit on Ukraine crisis
The meeting is taking place after a blazing row between Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky in the Oval Office
www.express.co.uk
March 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Something the US media can't figure out-- the London Summit is not "European Leaders." It includes leaders of NATO, Canada and Turkey.
That isn't Europe-- it's NATO minus MAGA.
www.express.co.uk/news/world/2...
That isn't Europe-- it's NATO minus MAGA.
www.express.co.uk/news/world/2...
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someone just texted me this and it’s the best description yet
March 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
someone just texted me this and it’s the best description yet
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Patton Oswalt.
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Patton Oswalt.
Are we great yet?
apnews.com/article/meas...
apnews.com/article/meas...
An unvaccinated child has died in the Texas measles outbreak
A child who was not vaccinated has died from measles in West Texas. It's the first death in an outbreak that began late last month and the first from measles in the U.S. since 2015.
apnews.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Are we great yet?
apnews.com/article/meas...
apnews.com/article/meas...
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"Canadians want to be the 51st state"
bro do you know how angry you have to be with the United States to intentionally go out and purchase Canadian-made toothpaste? because I'm there.
bro do you know how angry you have to be with the United States to intentionally go out and purchase Canadian-made toothpaste? because I'm there.
February 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"Canadians want to be the 51st state"
bro do you know how angry you have to be with the United States to intentionally go out and purchase Canadian-made toothpaste? because I'm there.
bro do you know how angry you have to be with the United States to intentionally go out and purchase Canadian-made toothpaste? because I'm there.
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