Douglas A. Boneparth
@dougboneparth.bsky.social
Financial Advisor • CNBC Advisor Council • Father Figure • Internet Creature • Money Together Out Now!
http://www.domoneytogether.com
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I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.
I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.
I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
My wife: How late were you out last night?
Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
My wife: How late were you out last night?
Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
Child: Dad, can I have $75,000? I want to buy a bitcoin.
Dad: $73,000!? Where am I going to get $70,000. Do you think I have $68,000 just lying around? You gotta work hard to make $63,000.
Dad: $73,000!? Where am I going to get $70,000. Do you think I have $68,000 just lying around? You gotta work hard to make $63,000.
February 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Child: Dad, can I have $75,000? I want to buy a bitcoin.
Dad: $73,000!? Where am I going to get $70,000. Do you think I have $68,000 just lying around? You gotta work hard to make $63,000.
Dad: $73,000!? Where am I going to get $70,000. Do you think I have $68,000 just lying around? You gotta work hard to make $63,000.
Marriage is the biggest financial decision you’ll ever make. In a brand new section of the newsletter, Heather sits down with a top matrimonial attorney to discuss prenups, leverage, and the conversations couples shouldn’t avoid.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/prenups-po...
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/prenups-po...
Prenups, power, and the convos couples avoid
Welcome to Above Our Pay Grade, feat. matrimonial attorney Jackie Combs
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February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Marriage is the biggest financial decision you’ll ever make. In a brand new section of the newsletter, Heather sits down with a top matrimonial attorney to discuss prenups, leverage, and the conversations couples shouldn’t avoid.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/prenups-po...
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/prenups-po...
What we’re seeing is a classic rotation from software stocks to poverty.
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
What we’re seeing is a classic rotation from software stocks to poverty.
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I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.
I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.
I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.
I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.
I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
Famous families don’t cede control easily. So what happens when a famous son chooses his wife?
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/beckham
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/beckham
Brooklyn Beckham and the long arm of family names
His life seemed predestined. What happens when a spouse changes the story?
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January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Famous families don’t cede control easily. So what happens when a famous son chooses his wife?
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/beckham
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/beckham
Maybe if the dollar went to the gym it wouldn’t be so weak.
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Maybe if the dollar went to the gym it wouldn’t be so weak.
I didn’t think the 30-Year Treasury would be the next meme stock.
January 20, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I didn’t think the 30-Year Treasury would be the next meme stock.
January feels like permission to hit reset. Not with resolutions, but with systems.
What can run quietly in the background so life feels lighter? Fewer decisions. Less checking in. More time for what actually matters.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/set-it
What can run quietly in the background so life feels lighter? Fewer decisions. Less checking in. More time for what actually matters.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/set-it
Set it and forget it
What you can automate to make your lives easier.
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January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
January feels like permission to hit reset. Not with resolutions, but with systems.
What can run quietly in the background so life feels lighter? Fewer decisions. Less checking in. More time for what actually matters.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/set-it
What can run quietly in the background so life feels lighter? Fewer decisions. Less checking in. More time for what actually matters.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/set-it
“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
Uhh…
Uhh…
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 PM
“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
Uhh…
Uhh…
New Year’s resolutions are mostly a shame trap dressed up as self-improvement.
Instead ask yourself, “If we’re talking three years from now, what needs to be true for me to feel good about my progress?”
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/progress
Instead ask yourself, “If we’re talking three years from now, what needs to be true for me to feel good about my progress?”
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/progress
Progress is the point
How to measure our goals when life has other plans.
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January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
New Year’s resolutions are mostly a shame trap dressed up as self-improvement.
Instead ask yourself, “If we’re talking three years from now, what needs to be true for me to feel good about my progress?”
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/progress
Instead ask yourself, “If we’re talking three years from now, what needs to be true for me to feel good about my progress?”
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/progress
I asked my kids if they had any idea of what’s going on in the world right now. They said no and asked if we could have pizza for dinner tonight. Being a kid is awesome.
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I asked my kids if they had any idea of what’s going on in the world right now. They said no and asked if we could have pizza for dinner tonight. Being a kid is awesome.
Hiring Manager: So, tell me about yourself.
Me: I’d rather not. I really need this job.
Me: I’d rather not. I really need this job.
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Hiring Manager: So, tell me about yourself.
Me: I’d rather not. I really need this job.
Me: I’d rather not. I really need this job.
I am looking for people who are interested in turning $50 into $5,000. This is not a pyramid scheme. We will be selling seized oil.
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I am looking for people who are interested in turning $50 into $5,000. This is not a pyramid scheme. We will be selling seized oil.
Wall Street forecasting year-end price targets…
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Wall Street forecasting year-end price targets…
The President watched just one episode of Landman and now we control Venezuela's oil. Absolutely wild.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The President watched just one episode of Landman and now we control Venezuela's oil. Absolutely wild.
You can’t compete with me. I want you to win too.
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You can’t compete with me. I want you to win too.
Parents: I’m barely keeping it together. I need this year to end.
School: Fantastic! Please have your child dress up as their favorite holiday character using items from your house.
School: Fantastic! Please have your child dress up as their favorite holiday character using items from your house.
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Parents: I’m barely keeping it together. I need this year to end.
School: Fantastic! Please have your child dress up as their favorite holiday character using items from your house.
School: Fantastic! Please have your child dress up as their favorite holiday character using items from your house.
So, we decided to play 2025 on hard mode. Turns out, it was worth it. Thanks for helping make this year one we will never forget. And much love to our readers. Happy Holidays to all of you. That's a wrap.
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/wrapped-2025
New on The Joint Account.
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The Joint Account: Wrapped
Beyond the numbers, we had a wild year.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So, we decided to play 2025 on hard mode. Turns out, it was worth it. Thanks for helping make this year one we will never forget. And much love to our readers. Happy Holidays to all of you. That's a wrap.
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/wrapped-2025
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/wrapped-2025
The economy is so strong that we’re going to lower interest rates!
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The economy is so strong that we’re going to lower interest rates!
Years ago, I would joke my wife's bonus came just in time for us to pay our taxes. Guess who didn't find that very funny.
Bonuses aren’t found money, they’re recognition. Treat them that way first, then plan accordingly.
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Bonuses aren’t found money, they’re recognition. Treat them that way first, then plan accordingly.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/received-a...
You received a bonus. Now what?
Bonuses can be unpredictable, but that doesn't mean they are "found money."
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December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Years ago, I would joke my wife's bonus came just in time for us to pay our taxes. Guess who didn't find that very funny.
Bonuses aren’t found money, they’re recognition. Treat them that way first, then plan accordingly.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/received-a...
Bonuses aren’t found money, they’re recognition. Treat them that way first, then plan accordingly.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/received-a...
Me telling my wife to calm down…
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Me telling my wife to calm down…
Uber Eats: Imagine an $8 burrito
Me: That sounds so awesome
Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
Me: That sounds so awesome
Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Uber Eats: Imagine an $8 burrito
Me: That sounds so awesome
Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
Me: That sounds so awesome
Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
Holiday stress hits money, time, and family all at once. No wonder we take it out on each other. This week, we go beneath the gift-wrapping.
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/youre-not-...
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/youre-not-...
We promise, you’re not fighting about gifts
Our holiday feelings are deeper than a price tag, so let’s get to the bottom of them.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Holiday stress hits money, time, and family all at once. No wonder we take it out on each other. This week, we go beneath the gift-wrapping.
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/youre-not-...
New on The Joint Account.
www.readthejointaccount.com/p/youre-not-...
Holiday gift ideas for him under $350 million:
1. F-22 Raptor
1. F-22 Raptor
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Holiday gift ideas for him under $350 million:
1. F-22 Raptor
1. F-22 Raptor