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lacroixboi.dadguy.help
there should be a button on tv remotes that if enough people press it at the same time the person talking gets zapped
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
My YouTube recap feels more accurate than my Apple Music one for some reason
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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tinybaer.bsky.social
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Comic: Beast is setting up a D&D encounter against an ancient horror lurking in a cave. A sassy Emma Frost doesn’t want to go in. Magik is kicking back, ready to go in, do some murder, and claim a trophy. Kitty won’t let her go in alone. Emma, holding her cocktail, decides that it may be best to let Magik go in first, to serve as a sacrifice if she dies. Magik takes this personally. Emma doesn’t bat an eyelid at Magik’s retort. The table is mahogany.
September 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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rphutch1975.bsky.social
Dammit Clark
twonks.bsky.social Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · Jul 11
Superman Twonks 3
July 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
Never change, Blue Sky.
"’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast." "Animals don't consent to being experimented on."
July 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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rphutch1975.bsky.social
Good night, Bluesky
July 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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rphutch1975.bsky.social
Anyways #TGIF
May 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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rphutch1975.bsky.social
Every.single.time.
May 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
I had the worst vibes from someone just now. They came up and rubbed my belly! Just a gut feeling.
May 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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rphutch1975.bsky.social
Buttering makes you feel good!
December 31, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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definitelyvita.bsky.social
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
A two panel comic strip. Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE" Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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rphutch1975.bsky.social
I warned you there'd be dad jokes.
November 16, 2024 at 10:18 AM
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catbus.phd
#facts 📽️
Cailee Spaeny: my whole personality changes depending on what movie i've seen movies are serious.
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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stevevsninjas.bsky.social
me: I want to eat a magic geode full of rubies
grocer: pomegranate. aisle 12.
October 27, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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rphutch1975.bsky.social
Still funny and still true.
October 31, 2024 at 8:18 AM