Chris
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Chris
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I'm told I'll seem more like a real person if I put something here
And that will make it less likely that I'll get blocked
But then I think about how strong the desire not to be perceived is
And I wonder why I'd want to avoid being blocked
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not exactly the same but I love this picture.
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If we want to branch out from sandwiches, I'd like to suggest picking something from this illustration so we can have a lengthy argument over what it might have been.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I will never remember why I created this spreadsheet, titled "Two Breeds of Dog," nor will I ever delete it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Share an awesome 70s movie!

Starting with $120k and a mandate to make a movie with "very pretty student nurses with as much nudity as an R-rated film could have," Stephanie Rothman made a movie about "political and social conflicts and the changes they produce." Maybe not great, but it is awesome.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
No Kings and Six Others is the name of my all-horns Elvis Presley ska cover band.
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What a great idea.
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm sorry you're going through this. The only thing I can think to do is share a picture of my dog? Roux loves you.
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
October 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Roux is often goofy, but not often more goofy than this.
October 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Why hold AI to higher standards than humans or well-established technology?"

Because AI cannot go to jail.
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Can do!
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
done
September 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think when he started saying "Yeah" he thought he had handled it and by the time he FINISHED saying "Yeah" he realized things had gone terribly wrong.
September 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What movie do you consider perfect?
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Podcasts are the one place where I'm actually able to (for the most part) solve this problem. I don't know if all podcatchers have this feature, but here's the lifesaving setting, Volume boost, in Podcast Addict:
September 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"There is no way in hell we're going to let someone read that 'LI' as a 'U'."
September 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Apparently a minifig-scale SDF-1 would be 30m long. As much as I'd love that, it's obviously excessive. BUT if the Veritech were minifig-sized, then the SDF-1 would be only 4m long - pretty close to the same scale as the Notre Dame Cathedral LEGO. Plenty of room to have the city in the legs!
September 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Turns out the first album I thought of was released at the very beginning of 2000, oops. So here we go.
September 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Devil's strip.
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but is not a selfie.
September 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM